Originally Posted by JFK2LAS
people who say "sorry" after winning a pot..
I recall playing online Monopoly where this c*nt would do that every turn that went her way. We both had houses/hotels and it was heads up. It was build to the max so the next person lands loses. Everytime she would pass by my houses she would type in something like "lololol sorry". I land on her railroad, "sorry", I pass Go and hit the Income Tax... "lol, sorry", she lands in jail when I have houses on the green, "LOL" - "sorry". Want to choke the bitch.
*People that have death breaths.
*People that take up their entire space -or- douche bags that sit sideways so that the whole table has to squeeze in and when you ask them all to "please move a little", they all nod their heads but don't move an inch. You ask again and they get offended.
*People that want your opinion on a hand and start off with "so check this, I have Ace-Jack and there is a raise....". I mean FFS, IF YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU, what was your position? What was his position? How much was the raise? How many callers? What were the stack sizes? What did he look like? Etc. He usually don't remember any of that and says something like "oh umm middle position". And then they continue with "The flop gives me trips, I'm first to act,... I CHECK" with the hand gesture and a big smile on his face like he was pulling the most deceicful move in history.