Its called Texas holdem, whats the problem you cant make the leap? I suppose you're all like, "uuhhhh ummm duhhh whats this Texas?" you ******ed drooler!

Acting like Phil hellmuth

Thats a problem for Phil Hellmuth.

It's tilting seeing people act like Phil Hellmuth, because all he does is cry and bitch every time he loses.

Foreign guy buys in for $60 at a 1/2 game, shoves the first hand, you snap with QQ, he waits for the board to brick out then slams AA onto the table, yells "SHEEEEP ITTTT!!!!" and stares at you like he just ****ed your wife.

I was walking behind a 60ish asian woman at Mohegan about a year ago and without breaking stride she tilted her head and blew a snot rocket right onto the floor.

Donking around in £1/3 game get Aip w/ AK: board runs out Jxxxx. Player declares "you're good" before tabling his TT

I dunno about you but I would love to have a guy like that at my game. He would single handedly make the game profitable for the rest of the table as if the rake was negative. We have a guy like at the local casino, except he does that at the 2/5 for hundreds or thousands of dollars everytime. He NEVER leaves with money, ever.

The only thing tilting about this scenario is watching the fish in a pot with a young skinny Asian nerd or a Jew-nit kid who barrels every street and the fish looks completely lost, wearing his tells like neon signs. But of course everybody knows he will not be able to stop himself from reaching for chips and putting them in the pot. The nerd/nit will table something like TPWK or 2nd pair to scoop the pot up on a soaked board.

It's also mad tilting when the fish sprays money all over the table but against you he turns into Phil ****ing Ivey every single time.

This, this, this... This is the most tilting thing on the planet. I don't tilt too easily when I see fish winning, but it never fails that they have to spread my money to the rest of the table.

This belongs here imo

When anyone open their mouth to talk about poker even if, by miracle, the person actually know what hes talking about

When people tell a poker story and they say "He bet the flop, so I 3 bet him" or "I bet the flop, he re-raised me"

OMG so tilting. How can you re-raise someone who hasn't raised!? ARGH

omg laughing too hard...

it takes a lot to get me tilted but once the rare occurance of absolutely anyone at any of my tables opening their mouth happens, its insta tilt for me.

This would def tilt me. Players have done this to me before and it shows no class at all when a player does this.

Guess you missed that part. Also, what is so tilting about watching a fish play a pot vs an asian person or a jewish person? Nice job being racist.

+1 to verbal rape of whoever calls time

BINGO!

I guess you misses out on the nerd/nit part and other stereotypes that basically say that YOUR money is spirally headed into a black hole and never coming back.

Oh I'm sorry,

why couldn't he just be a nit? why does he have to be a jewish nit?

Because that adds to the nittiness and the hunger for money, making it more difficult to extract. Him being a student makes it also difficult to bluff at a standard spot because he likely has no bills to pay or a family to feed.

The skinny Asian, well we know Asians are human calculators. On top of that him being a pipsqueak also tells you that he'll need all the brains to survive in life. He didn't make it this far in evolution by his ancestors fighting ****ing grizzly bears.

I call time a ton. ****ing play. Anything past 2 minutes in LLSNL is just you being dumb.

People call Omaha Holdem just "Omaha" I don't think this is a big deal

Theres a lot of things that tilt me in live games, but one thing you see really often is people folding their hand in hu pot and then telling you they folded the best hand. It amazes me every time. Like obv theyre just inducing u to show ur hand since theyre implying that ur bluffing, but im pretty sure the general idea in poker is to call if u think ur good and fold when u think ur beat.

4. People who prematurely scoop the pot. Fish raises, other player calls. Fish flips over TPWK and starts scooping the pot before other player shows his hand. The other player ALWAYS HAS A WORSE HAND WHEN CAN SOMEONE SHOW THIS GUY A BETTER HAND WTF HE KEEPS DOING IT.

This happened to me in a home game recently. But it's worse. We were both all in, and hadn't pushed all our chips in yet, when the guy called, I said, "I have a 7." and there are two 7s on the board, and he says, "I have a straight." Shows his hand, and then says, "And I have you covered." and then reaches across the table and starts to take my stacks. I never wished so bad that I was slow rolling a boat, but I was beat.