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Originally Posted by cardplayer
At one particular home game, there's this guy shanano (I think thats how you spell it) who stumbles in and always does his patented 50$ blind all in first hand. Most times he loses and buys in for another 50 or 100.
What tilts me about having him at the table is he takes sooooo long on each and every action. We all know he is going to call with his 5 high anyway, but he makes sure to take his sweet ass time on every street. His blind shove is the only time it takes him 2 secs to act.
When he's running hot the night is full of lulz. The guy doesn't know he's allowed to fold and plays every hand, floats every flop and will hit running 2 pair or trips, and they're good most of the time.
It's pretty hilarious to see him roll over 85o on a AK958 board and scoop the pot. After calling pretty heavy betting on flop/turn and beating AQ or something.
He will build up a big stack then dump it right back and reload several times throughout the night. Everyone would love him if he didn't take 15 mins to play a single hand.
He actually got pissed at me one night because he refused to turn over his hand. Even though he was holding them up and looking at them, I was to his right and could see he had A7 high. I was the short stack and had AK with a K on board and the side pot was between him and this guy ryan. Ryan tabled his 66 which was good, but shanano sat there looking at his A7 and making ryan sweat the side pot. I finally told the dealer he has Ace high ryan wins the side pot, I get the main.
I dunno about you but I would love to have a guy like that at my game. He would single handedly make the game profitable for the rest of the table as if the rake was negative. We have a guy like at the local casino, except he does that at the 2/5 for hundreds or thousands of dollars everytime. He NEVER leaves with money, ever.
The only thing tilting about this scenario is watching the fish in a pot with a young skinny Asian nerd or a Jew-nit kid who barrels every street and the fish looks completely lost, wearing his tells like neon signs. But of course everybody knows he will not be able to stop himself from reaching for chips and putting them in the pot. The nerd/nit will table something like TPWK or 2nd pair to scoop the pot up on a soaked board.
It's also mad tilting when the fish sprays money all over the table but against you he turns into Phil ****ing Ivey every single time.