Ahhahhhhaaaaa!!! Getiing old, are we?

Men are like wine, the good get better and the bad get worse during time.

god i love how there is no food allowed in ontario casinos.

This forum has hit a new low.

<sad thing is that im saying it with a history of >30 posts.

That's not even the worst part. She's touching those chips, with all the gross stuff that builds up on them, and then eating with her hands all over that burger. That's pretty nasty IMO.

If I catch myself doing that I have to run over and hand sanitize the hell out of myself.

When you right, you're right.

+1
People that get ultra pissed at straddles or any pf agression in general.

There is a few blokes beating the game for $800/wk all yr round in sydney
Def not unbeatable by any stretch
Ridiculous rake yes, unbeatable no

My local casino (govt run)... no booze at the tables. Ever.

(maybe this belongs in BBV)

From yesterday's session:

Wannabe pros - horrible or even slightly bad players who insist on making strategy comments (usually terrible) after every hand they play. "I had pot odds, and I thought I had good fold equity because her range is really weak."

I want to just scream at them "I don't care, you're effing terrible. All of your strategy comments are terrible. You don't know what you're talking about, so shut and stop bothering me to justify your horrible plays and stop trying to educate the fish."

But I usually just say "sure, nice hand dude."

Im in the UK and i play 1/2 around 3 or 4 nights a week and
make on average £600 - £800 a week. It pays the bills
and i enjoy what i do.

Nothing that people do in a casino will make me tilt , sure the things
that some do will be slightly annoying but these guys pay my wages
at the end of the day.

P.S. It sure beats labouring on the nightshift 12 hours a night in the pissin'
rain and wind.

I know "eating at the table" has been mentioned about 100 times, but here's another one

Tournament this morning -
Young guy, cursing and steaming. Orders a big breakfast from the server. When breakfast comes, doesn't tip (even though the meal was comped), gets syrup all over the cards and when he donks out, he leaves the cart and the mostly uneaten breakfast.

Silver lining to the whole thing, I ended up with his stack. I thought about eating the breakfast too. Just kidding. Sorta.

Had a good laugh reading this thread

One of the things that tilts me most is when some noob who is not involved in a hand im playing calls time on me like after i think for 10 secs in a 400 bb pot.

Dont ****ing call time ever in a cash game, when you not involved in the hand.

Every time I play a live , I swear its gonna be my last..People eating, table captains , kunts in sunglasses , think maybe I just hate being with people full stop.

Plus Last time I had some Blob next to me farting ffs.

do people really care about this ? perhaps I just don't care, but I go in probably smelling like a skunk all the time. Some people make comments, but I haven't had any issues

Oh God, this is so bad...

Last night, I was playing NYE in my local B&M, the first table was fantastic, lively, people showing folded hands (woo!) and it was very juicy. Had a blast. Table eventually broke after midnight and had to merge with another.

Squeezed in between a blob and a drunk Irish dude. Drunk Irish dude had to be yelled at by the dealer, to put his blinds in, every time, him and the blob next to me reeked of beer and vomit. I just wanted to die. Played 2 hands and quit, even though the drunks were throwing their money away.

But another thing that was tilting, was on the first table, some super aggro dude (he's just an aggressive person in general) played and lost about 150BB's within 2 hours, making a stupid move; River gave the board a gutshot straight 5-7-8-9-X, and 2 villain's moved all in for their remainder, so obviously having the 6 in their hands. Super aggro dude calls the all-in for his remaining 30BB's, and the first 2 guys split it with their 6's.

Super aggro dude asks everyone "Didn't I raise pre? Didn't I? Then didn't I bet strong on the flop? Didn't I? Man, poker, is ****ed, poker is a ****ed game, that is BAD poker (looking at the all-in dudes)." And he looked like he was ready to knock them both out.

Just nodded and looked down at my chips.

Wtf? Do you mean they ask you for money, or to change some chips?

Jesus, that's so rude of them.

This has happened twice recently. An extremely bad player at the table compliments a huge fish saying "he's a good player" when he really sucks hard. I know it doesn't matter in the end, just tilts me that someone can be this stupid.

-This one happens all the time. When fish grab chips like they are going to call, when they are super weak. Just fold your ****ing cards idiot stop holding up the game.

-When fish slowplay when they shouldn't. I know this is +EV for me especially if I don't try to bluff them, but damn I just find it hilarious how players can really have no clue how to make money at this game. Tilts me when they win and don't deserve it.

-When I get coolered by a fish. Only way they can make money off me - ONLY WAY.

+1

God this **** tilts me.

I've never seen any arrogant players do this though - just massive fish who play poker every other Friday night.

Sorry for multi posting here but I HAVE to +1 this omg tilts me so bad. So ****ing amateur and it takes me forever to figure out how much they have. Occasionally you will see the fish with stacks of 5 too.

Usually takes these losers forever to put their bets in the bet too

What do you mean by stacks of 10? What is the ideal stacking method?

20. Most common denomination is 5$ chips so it makes nice 100$ stacks. Very usefull when you have a lot of cash in front of you...

That's one of the things that tilts me the most in live play : noobs stacking their chips... like noobs. Random stacks with all sort of chips in it. Big denomination chips hid behind. The same noobs will usually hide their stack with their arms when involved in a hand and make their cards invisible, so you never know if they're still in or not.

I stack into 20s when have a lot of chips in tournaments. But when I have like 23 chips I'll much rather make 2 10 chip stacks and put 3 chips on top of them.

Anyway, people stack their chips in all sorts of tilting ways. Like they'll have 4 columns of 4 chip types regardless of how many there are. Or put all of them in one big shuffled stack and then spend a minute every time to dig out the chips they want.

was at mtl this weekend played some 1/2, check raised all in on turn with a flush draw and got called with bottom pair bottom kicker. board wasw Ad6d4c he called with 6c3s he had about 40$ invested into the pot and it was about 140 more to call. he ended up calling then told me how bad of a play it was on his part and got lucky and all that ****. ended up tipping the dealer 10$ after that hand.

people who announce your play and try to read your hand and are completely wrong.

when you 3bet pre to try and isolate the fish and get 5 callers behind.

slurp on their drink at the table.

show only one card when they win a hand.