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Originally Posted by rasavilli
Ocean,
You need to relax.
If the country is so great, id say you should be enjoying it, instead of posting about it like the rest of the miserable world.
Just my 2 cents.
You're ****ing right I'll be enjoying it! I just like to rub it in a bit to all the ignorant flag-waving Americans who think they are they ONLY country in the world and worship and support their government's corrupted policies and wars.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go play in the traffic now (since healthcare is free here).
Oh wait, maybe I will log in to my online Poker site and place a few bets on football.
Or maybe I shall light up a spliff while waving at a cop, since it's legal.
Should I instead go get hammered on some mother ****ing strong CANADIAN beer that does not taste like horse piss? Since it is Thursday...
Or perhaps I should go play the greatest sport on the planet.
Maybe go skateboarding in the Subway stations, because they are so big and clean and safe here.
If nothing else I can hit up a strip joint because they women are hotter and they'll let you touch they titties and vaginas for 10 bucks a song.
If I'm too lazy to step out, I will log in to some American chat rooms and see how many I can convince that I live in an actual igloo. And then spell 'about' ABOOT only to piss them off.
CANADA
F*CK YEAH !!!