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Old 04-08-2010, 02:10 PM   #51
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Sunglasses is so ghey.

Idiots that think there awesome coz they have wathed all 6 seasons of hsp and wana live vicariously through guys they would turn gay for. **** like trying to make straddles live, giving insurance, and spending ten mins asking the dealer if they can run it twice. ok we get it, you have pokertube bookmarked, shut up.
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Old 04-08-2010, 02:16 PM   #52
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stupid asian kid to my right that would take >5 minutes to act even if it was folded up to his turn perflop, he would just play with his cards flipping them back and forth actually took about 20 minutes one hand until someone finally called time, worst part was that he was in every single pot. lag mofo. also bought in for 500bb, dealer didnt seem to notice. on my right so i didnt care.
I would call clock every hand as soon as it got to him!!!
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Old 04-08-2010, 02:23 PM   #53
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

1. People who give bad beats and insist on apologizing even though i don't care, telling me "i just had a feeling it was coming" or "i thought you had this or that blah".

2. People who do the DN and say "I knew you had that", or "thats what i figured you had" like every time someone shows their hand.

3. People who try to correct other peoples play even though they dont know them and hardly know what they are talking about themselves.

4. People who cry about bad beats they took from the night before. I especially hate when two people start to exchange bad beat stories. Sometimes instead of tipping the dealer I want to use that 3 bucks to buy them a box of tissues.

5. Not really a type of person but I remember this one guy a the table was so cocky he kept saying he could beat the best in the world if he had the money, mind you he was going broke at a 4/8 limit table. And he kept declaring himself "the world's sexiest asian."
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Old 04-08-2010, 02:25 PM   #54
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Sunglasses is so ghey.
sunglasses are a great tell though, tells me this guy plays alot of poker but probably isn't that good. I mean seriously what kind of idiot sits with sunglasses at 1000nl or less live. Sadly, the smaller stakes is usually where you'll find sunglass wearers.
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Old 04-08-2010, 02:35 PM   #55
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

whenever you win a hand, villan says "nh" taps the table (w/e that means) and mucks.
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Old 04-08-2010, 03:43 PM   #56
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whenever you win a hand, villan says "nh" taps the table (w/e that means) and mucks.
I do this to keep things light and it will often get my neighbors showing or telling me what they had.

Same as "Good luck Allin"!

As for the sunglasses I hate the look but it saves my eyes from the lights.
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Old 04-08-2010, 04:51 PM   #57
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

This really tilts me... some 500 lb guy sitting next to me in AC at a casino who can only fit one ass cheek on the chair while drinking a 62 ounce big gulp.. also his leg sticks out kicking me every minute..

buy in twice you fat tards
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Old 04-08-2010, 05:00 PM   #58
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This old lady bought in for $40 at the 1/2 NL. UTG raises to $12, she calls, I call and BB shoves for a little over $50. UTG folds, old lady folds, I call with my trash only to teach the short-stacking scumbag a lesson (and because I am table captain), the other guy folds.

The board runs: brick-brick-brick-brick-A. Villain had deuces and I hit my pair. The old lady then claimed to have AK. I believe her. She went on saying how she *knew* he had a pair and you're never sure if an Ace or King will flop. This is the same woman that once flatted a 3bet in a Turbo $25 tourney for 1/3 of her stack and folded to a shove, also claimming to have had AK.
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Old 04-08-2010, 05:04 PM   #59
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

people who ***** about bad luck when they suck at poker.

really stupid players.
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Old 04-08-2010, 06:39 PM   #60
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

1. The know it all poker player kills me every time. I deal and I constantly get a rules lesson from what they heard the night before on HSP or PAD. They look for the exact opportunity to use what they learned last night to show their "poker knowledge." And then when I explain to them they have completely misunderstood the rule and call over the floor they proceed to tell us we have no idea what we are talking about because " I have played poker all over the world."

2. The showdown when either A. the 2 minute stare off or B. the 1 card flip at a time has to be one of the most annoying aspects of poker

3. The show one show all rule that is way overused considering it was used to prevent collusion or at least it used to be, its terrible poker etiquette and what the hell are you going to do with the information anyway
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:17 PM   #61
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1. people that play 50/0 and of course have a $800 stack at a 1/2 table.
you're kidding, right?
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:18 PM   #62
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

eating little girls and burning money if the heater is off
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:19 PM   #63
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:20 PM   #64
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people who ***** about bad luck when they suck at poker.

really stupid players.
hope u rnt srs
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:22 PM   #65
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This old lady bought in for $40 at the 1/2 NL. UTG raises to $12, she calls, I call and BB shoves for a little over $50. UTG folds, old lady folds, I call with my trash only to teach the short-stacking scumbag a lesson (and because I am table captain), the other guy folds.

The board runs: brick-brick-brick-brick-A. Villain had deuces and I hit my pair. The old lady then claimed to have AK. I believe her. She went on saying how she *knew* he had a pair and you're never sure if an Ace or King will flop. This is the same woman that once flatted a 3bet in a Turbo $25 tourney for 1/3 of her stack and folded to a shove, also claimming to have had AK.
ROFL i think we play in the same casino
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:26 PM   #66
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:41 PM   #67
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people who say "sorry" after winning a pot..
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:42 PM   #68
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Dunno if you guys have seen this lately but its starting to pop up. When retards try to play that johnny lodden game at the table but don't really know how it works. Which ends up like 3-4 arguing or trying to make up the rules. **** tilts me so hard.
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:53 PM   #69
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lol hate lodden thinks people game is awesome if people know what the **** theyre doing but otherwise retarded.
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:53 PM   #70
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Sorry guys... I bring sunglasses with me when I play tournaments.

I don't always wear them, but sometimes you could have the most horrible lighting angle - light glaring in your eyes at the wrong angle for hours does not help with good poker decisions.

Sheepishly I'll admit to wearing them after hours of drinking... it just feels better. Also, I like a hoodie sometimes... kill me for being comfortable - I wear hoodies back at home all the time for that same reason, comfort.
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:55 PM   #71
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

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2. The showdown when either A. the 2 minute stare off or B. the 1 card flip at a time has to be one of the most annoying aspects of poker
definitely this
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Old 04-08-2010, 08:02 PM   #72
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I like a hoodie... kill me for being comfortable - I wear hoodies back at home all the time for that same reason, comfort.
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Old 04-08-2010, 08:07 PM   #73
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

People who wait to look at their cards in a 1/2 cash game

THIS ISNT TV TOURNAMENT POKER, YOUR NOT GOING TO GIVE OFF ANY TELLS, AND ITS NOT GOING EFFECT THE WAY PEOPLE PLAY IF THEY KNOW YOUR GOING TO FOLD IN MIDDLE POSITION, STOP WASTING TIME YOU LOOK LIKE A DOUCHE
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Old 04-08-2010, 08:16 PM   #74
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

People who study there cards umming and arring. Then pick there cards up and hold them at eye height in 2 inches away from there face, then eventually fold.

Wtf is with that!? Them cards wont change if you bring em closer to your face.

So annoying
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Old 04-08-2010, 08:41 PM   #75
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people that havent showered is the worst
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