1/2 game. I'm shortstacked as hell ($40) after playing bad (because I am not very good, let's be honest) and I'm ready to leave. (I have a no-rebuy policy.)
I'm in MP with AQ. UTG raises to $12 and I decide to just put it all in. BB calls, UTG shoves all in for $250, BB calls all in, I flip over my AQ, UTG flips over JJ, BB just sits there clutching his cards for whatever stupid reason people insist on not flipping over their damn cards even though the betting is closed because everyone's all in.
Flop is all little cards, turn K, river Q. UTG looks sick to his stomach. BB sits there confused, studying all the pretty cards for another 10 seconds, trying to figure out who wins the hand. Obviously after this long, I think I'm probably good. Finally BB realizes he's got the best hand, and flips over AK.
Just flip your cards, you goddamn ******. I suck, I'm broke, and I need the bad news much quicker than that. Douchebag.