1: People who are who suddenly start screaming in the middle of the hand.
2: People who masturbate at the table.
3: People who are taking a dump on the table.
4: People who shove the deck up their ass.
5: People who are throwing waterballoons at eachother.


I might wanna find another casino.

IN home games : " Ok, i gotta go sleep/ or go home, so i am all in."

Always they have Aces or somethin.

i hate when people call trips a set

it's a long story and doesn't have much to do with the post i quoted... just reminded me of something that happened last week

"i knew it"

By far the most annoying thing in the world that people do at casino's/poker table is try to shake your hand after they bust you.

You just took my chips and I don't want to shake your god damn hand *******.
People need to learn to just shutup and not say anything and stack chips up.

I don't think he understands the difference here.

Yeah, I had a guy flop top set vs. my mid set, as the way the hand played, I called down. For some reason I suspected he hit his set on river (K), and still called his river bet. After the hand, we both show and everyone tries to console me, "well you lost the minimum there". No ****, all you monkey's would have been broke. I am still pissed for calling his river bet, as he wouldn't have bet there if he didn't have me. He flopped set of J's to my 8's. I almost c/r flop, then turn got drawy (saved me there) and river K (I knew he was on higher pair and his river bet and the way he put it in had me sniffin set)

Thanks, esp for 4 and 5.

people who eat food at the table without utensils are ****ing disgusting. Almost as gross as nasty fat/obese people but pretty close. Id insta table change if I came upon those vile whales.

*exceptions are like.... an apple.. an orange...*

No food allowed at the tables at casinos I play at, its just great.

fat people with horrible BO eating greasy ass foods and then touching the cards.
It's pretty common for the dealer to request new cards because the old ones are super sticky and **** after some fatass orders food comp.

I had an elderly gentlman sit at my 1/2 table at Caesars in AC a few years ago with $150 in whites. He would slowly count out the chips to call a $20 or whatever raise with. Even after he won a pot that had a green and several red birds, he put those near the rail and continued to slowly use the whites. As if that wasn't bad enough he was also one of those players who looked at his hand after every street and every bet. Slowest game I ever played in. Tilted the **** outta me.

When a donk loses a pot and says things like "well i knew he didnt have the king" when someone flopped a set, trying to make out like they have this superior read.

Oh i knew he had a flush draw etc etc etc. stfu, if you knew all these things you claimed to know you would be a winning player!

People who have 3 bet sizes. Min Bet/Min raise, Pot bet, and All in. Most of the time being min raise pre, min raise flop, min raise turn (even if raised OOP) and Pot the river.

Beginner players who after winning a couple pots keep their buy-in in one stack and keep their winnings in a separate stack, being very careful not to mix up the two. Then spend the entirety of their session checking and rechecking both their stacks, scratching their chin each time wondering whether it's time to leave....

Doesn't tilt me so much. Just makes me wanna say "awwww, you poor thing!" and perhaps pat them on the head.

Wow OMG this. I'm tilted right now just thinking about it.

ARRRGH!

Can't believe this thread is still going.

i've witnessed this before, lmao

^ i did that the first time i went to my casino was NL100 and highest i had ever played online was NL10 but the game was 10x softer than NL10 online, wish i had bankroll to actually play there

-People who think for at least 30 seconds before making a decision, even though they have 72o facing a 5BB raise and they know they are going to fold anyway but just like the attention.

-People who bet a paired board and show 1 meaningless card after everyone folded: WE ALL KNOW YOU HAD TRIPS!

-People who don't show their cards in an all-in situation, "cause it brings bad luck".

-Nits joining the table in the CO who chose to wait like half an hour because they don't want to post 1BB.

-Dealers who announce "raise to $15" when someone opens betting $15.

-People who minraise 8 limpers in the BB closing the action with a cheeky smile on their face, looking like a kid who has just stolen candy, when I have 9d5d and give a slowplayer with AA the chance to reraise to 12.5BB so that I have to fold (and ofcourse the board comes AdXdXdxx).

When people raise 10xBB UTG, check flop and then check-min-raise the 2BB bet from sole opponent because they don't want to "lose action" on their AA. Board is something like
Q9T7.

When people stack their reds in piles of other than $50 or $100.

^^ I always do that when I have something like 65cc. Dealer: "Option", Me: "RAISE!", reach for a pile of reds, put them next to my stack, release a $5 chip and push it forward.

Wahh! My friend does this every ****ing time we play! I really F U C K I N G HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, beginners that take forever to act on the river facing a bet 1/4th of the pot for what is about 90% of their remainning stack. After 30 seconds of hollywooding, "I'M ALL IN!". I have the second nut-flush and I already feel like smashing everything within a 2 meter radius of me. Next time some smartass does that I'ma follow him outside and key his ****ing car.

When a nit just called your raise with JJ-KK, not because he was slowplaying, but because "he wanted to see a low flop" and obviously it comes 225 with flush draw and you double his 30bb ass up with TT, because you can never put him on that hand (you are playing him for the 1st time) and then 5 minutes later you see an empty space instead of him.

How do they dissapear so quietly and quickly all the time? It just freaks me out. No "gotta go", no "gl everybody", not even a goodbye. He doubles up and then it's like a magic trick - he's gone. Tilts me immensly...

Sounds like a good thing, whenever you bluff you just bet slightly more than their winnings, so they realise they have to break the original buyin to call that, so they're much more likely to fold.

i hate having to listen to some 40something fat douchebag talk about how much money he's made playing cards and how he is such a sick pokerpro but he's wearing a Casio and a 10 yearold t-shirt w his sneakers he's had since highschool but omg i won $20K in some donkament in vegas and i won 12K in some other donkament but what i wont tell you is i live in a motel room and am on the brink of suicide because im down 200K lifetime because all i do is play like a lagtard and never took ten minutes to read a book