LOL I just remembered this. Around a month ago I was at Foxwoods, about to leave. I pick up threes, blah blah flop a set weeeeeeeee. 2 players in the hand who have position on me. 1st fish folds the turn, 2nd just calls (leaves $1 dollar behind. Yes, $1.) But it gets worse. A ten rolls off on the river. I look at him, and then the dealer, and throw a $1 chip in. The fish then proceeds to take out $100 bill and SLAM in on the table. I'm like wtf, look at this retard. Sad thing is I knew he just sucked out on me. Super sick call down with TT ldo

really like eating while playing...

"Stop raising and reraising we want to play normal poker here"

Most of them are funny not annoying. Learn to laugh

When it is time to show down and everyone just sits there looking at each other waiting to be the last one to show. Just turn it over so we can play the next hand

LOL THIS 100X!!!!!

with forks, yes. but when you see someone with mayo all over their hands, or grease from fries, i insta-puke.

Eating potato chips very loud while someone is on hard decision on the river.And then ask "you want some?"

omg yes this omg

Or when they flip one card, TP or something, and keep the other one face down. The other guy then flips over TP as well keeping his face down.

"Oh for gods sake..."

The wild west standoff continues for 20 seconds before one of them gives in and flips over two pair or something.

A8J24 board...showdown:I have an ace.....

This one had me laughing pretty hard.

Oh and I'll add mine: When you show up relaxed and well-rested for day one of a five day deep stack tournament and you're seated next to a 500-pound man who not only takes up all of his table space but half of yours. It goes without saying that he is also coughing and sneezing and hacking up mucus.

so true... in our homegames everybody did that... until i said the rule from now on is if u just show one and not both the same time u lose the pot.... it helped ;o)

A joke told 100 times stops being funny

This is my #1. Please don't eat and handle the chips and cards. I usually leave my chips on the table for like 30 minutes and go eat, or just leave the table completely. It's not like it's hard to find a juicy 1/2 table at The Trop in AC.

you know u can eat w/ your left hand and touch chips w/ your right hand.....just sayin...