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Old 05-02-2017, 08:28 AM   #3751
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Re: Pet Peeve

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I couldn't find the appropriate place for this. Sorry if this is too far off topic.

I have a pet peeve I'd like to get off my chest:

It is the player who uses as many chips as possible to make all of his bets, and takes an hour to do it. My least favorite is the bet of 1975, or similar. Just bet 2000, don't take an hour to grab 1 1K, 1 500, 4 100s, 3 25s...does it really make a difference? Just bet the extra 25.
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Old 05-03-2017, 01:21 PM   #3752
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Bluff with the best hand..
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Old 05-05-2017, 06:27 AM   #3753
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Anyone who makes a small blind/big blind dick size innuendo joke to female dealers. It is quite possibly the lamest joke in the whole poker world and I want to smack these people in the face.

Nits tanking w/ something like the second nuts bitching about how bad they run always running into the nuts etc, and then finally calling a hand they know can never fold. Villain has like 8th nuts, nit scoops, and says wow I really thought you had aces full there blah blah blah.

Any tanking preflop.
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Old 05-10-2017, 04:41 PM   #3754
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Fish who try to coach at the table.
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Old 05-11-2017, 01:56 PM   #3755
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

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Fish who try to coach at the table.
I did this on ACR yesterday for funsies and it worked out really well actually
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Old 05-13-2017, 05:53 PM   #3756
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

The guy who calls on the river, sees he's beat, and starts looking at his losing cards for 5 minutes making faces and tapping his cards.
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:07 AM   #3757
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

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Fish who try to coach at the table.
this shouldnt tilt you. in fact, it should excite you
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Old 05-14-2017, 07:58 PM   #3758
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

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The guy who calls on the river, sees he's beat, and starts looking at his losing cards for 5 minutes making faces and tapping his cards.
^^^^^^
The worst is when they get shown the nuts or near nuts then tank muck after 1 minutes


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Old 05-14-2017, 11:48 PM   #3759
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Idiot shoves pre into my KK with A9, hits an A on the river, celebrates loudly (fffuuuuu...), bigstack donk turns to him and says "nice hand" UUUSAFHAFHFHSF
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Old 05-17-2017, 11:16 AM   #3760
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Had a girl sit down at 1-2 with 200BB, played for maybe 20 min. Bluffs looked like value bets, bombed her made hands TPTK, never changed it up. Same thing everytime. Got into a hand with her, she bombed the flop, I folded air, she showed pocket AA and she asked me if I was tilted. I said "Why would I be tilted? I correctly folded the worst hand with no equity" then she continued to talk **** about me with the two people next to her, loud enough for me to hear.

Certainly more examples but generally speaking its people with poor etiquette or players that deliberately try to annoy you to get an edge. It isnt tilting cus many times its over the top obvious but it certainly drains the game of the fun factor.
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Old 05-17-2017, 11:23 AM   #3761
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

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Had a girl sit down at 1-2 with 200BB, played for maybe 20 min. Bluffs looked like value bets, bombed her made hands TPTK, never changed it up. Same thing everytime. Got into a hand with her, she bombed the flop, I folded air, she showed pocket AA and she asked me if I was tilted. I said "Why would I be tilted? I correctly folded the worst hand with no equity" then she continued to talk **** about me with the two people next to her, loud enough for me to hear.

Certainly more examples but generally speaking its people with poor etiquette or players that deliberately try to annoy you to get an edge. It isnt tilting cus many times its over the top obvious but it certainly drains the game of the fun factor.
You should have pulled your **** out and layed it on the table asking, "You tilted?"
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Old 05-17-2017, 02:52 PM   #3762
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

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Had a girl sit down at 1-2 with 200BB, played for maybe 20 min. Bluffs looked like value bets, bombed her made hands TPTK, never changed it up. Same thing everytime. Got into a hand with her, she bombed the flop, I folded air, she showed pocket AA and she asked me if I was tilted. I said "Why would I be tilted? I correctly folded the worst hand with no equity" then she continued to talk **** about me with the two people next to her, loud enough for me to hear.

Certainly more examples but generally speaking its people with poor etiquette or players that deliberately try to annoy you to get an edge. It isnt tilting cus many times its over the top obvious but it certainly drains the game of the fun factor.
You certainly sound like you are tilted.
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Old 05-18-2017, 11:40 PM   #3763
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

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I said "Why would I be tilted? I correctly folded the worst hand with no equity"
Your comments are more tilting than anything she did.

Why are you defending yourself and talking about equity?!?

When she asks if she's tilting you just say "HA! Maybe a bit!" … Or "Nice! You're crushing me today." … or something else friendly.

Don't talk about equity or hand ranges or anything else … just let her play her less-than-average game and take her money. Quietly. And congenially.
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:17 AM   #3764
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I said "Why would I be tilted? I correctly folded the worst hand with no equity" then she continued to talk **** about me with the two people next to her, loud enough for me to hear.
Youse tilted fo show and dont even know.
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Old 05-19-2017, 06:34 PM   #3765
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

When people vocalize their action but then don't do it. IE someone says FOLD and they hold on to their cards like idiots
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Old 06-01-2017, 08:17 PM   #3766
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

U guys are funny

haHAA

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Old 06-02-2017, 04:39 AM   #3767
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

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U guys are funny

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R You on tilt again sir?
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Old 06-02-2017, 05:43 AM   #3768
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

He seems furry mad.
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Old 06-07-2017, 02:09 PM   #3769
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

When people vocalize their action preflop when limping in.
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Old 06-08-2017, 12:48 AM   #3770
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

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When people vocalize their action preflop when limping in.
so, just to be clear, pre-flop, villain looks at the dealer, says, "call", tosses in a couple whites, and you go on tilt.
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Old 06-08-2017, 03:55 AM   #3771
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

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so, just to be clear, pre-flop, villain looks at the dealer, says, "call", tosses in a couple whites, and you go on tilt.
Even more so.

When you make a bluff bet and instead of putting the chips in, the villain looks at the dealer, nods and says "I'll call"
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Old 06-08-2017, 07:01 AM   #3772
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

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Even more so.

When you make a bluff bet and instead of putting the chips in, the villain looks at the dealer, nods and says "I'll call"
upset he read you like a book and doesn't even bother putting a chip in because he knows it's just coming back to him?
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Old 06-08-2017, 08:55 AM   #3773
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Things people do in BBV that tilt me:

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Old 06-08-2017, 11:09 PM   #3774
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

When some mid 20s guy sits at the 1/3 table with $100 and starts berating the Asian guy who plays 5k hands of baccarat for speaking mandarin at the table and folding out of turn. Then goes up to the pit boss to report him, saying it's ruining the game. Shut the **** up *******
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:50 PM   #3775
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

When the true count is really high yet I'm getting slaughtered at blackjack and betting $300 on 3 spots and some broke ass ****** sits down on 3rd base with his last $20, gets a 5 or 6 as a first card and the dealer gets a 10 or Ace.
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