the massage girl who gives me her # then never texts me back but just assumes i want another hr long massage the next time i see her. B*tch GTFOH

The way people eat in general. ****ing savage beasts.

Breathing.

I'm with you guys... Tilt's the hell out of me, when some grocery monster, uses the table as his/her feed trough...

I've seen the Vietnamese in the Paigow pits at work, literally throw chicken bones (after eating them) under the tables. Not to mention them throwing fleas, yes fleas, by/under the tables for luck. Sad thing is they generate so much revenue, management lets them get away with this crap. Tilting...

How do you throw a flea? I can never get a good enough grip on them.

Owned

They bring dead fleas in ziploc bags.... How or where they get them? I don't have a clue....

yes, correct i own her now. She is chained to my basement furnace Black snake moan style

Is her name Tom?

Wat

-Gum chewing/lip smacking. The worst if your neighbor happens to be the source

-Dealers who repeat multiple times "nice hand, sir/ma'am" as a reminder they haven't been tipped

-Players who allow their food, girlfriend/boyfriend, cell phone, magazine to take priority over the game. Ruins flow for everyone and generally these people are folding every hand

-Lazy dealers. They never forget the rake during live play, but they get to an MTT and antes go missing, the button is in the wrong place...

-The board employee that allows his favorite good reg to jump the line on a 9 deep waiting list of rec players that were otherwise coming to your table

-Excuses for leaving. The ones that feel so far from the truth. Like the guy who sits there for an hour folding and then smashes his gutter when he's all in....insta rack job....welp time for dinner...adios sir

This is so ridiculously absurd that I want it to be true.

Owned

Anytime someone puts the toke chip on top of their cards while mucking their card when they won a pot uncontested.

Because you never win enough to put the toke chip on top of your cards in the .10c/.20c?

How does this tilt you? Seems like a common way to tip. I also do it because i wait for the pot to be pushed to me before mucking/tipping so i just throw them in together

No in this case he is right. Putting the thing on the ****ing cards is ****ing ******ed.

[ ] dealer cares how you tip

[x] dealer happy you tip

tilting over how someone chooses to tip; well, you said it.

I can fill in anything after that and you're basically saying that nothing should tilt anyone. While that is true if we're all robots some things are just so dumb and embarrassing that it hurts your eyes to look at it.

This.

Blackjack dealers that take all the time in the world to pick up your cards and your chips and do all kinds of hand gestures after you busted and act all scared as if you were going to jump on them for giving you a bad card.

Blackjack player that go into the tank the moment they hit and make a stiff 15 or 16. No they're not counting cards.

Anytime a dealer is not paying attention and makes you tap the table more than once trying to draw on a stiff hand.

Blackjack players that call for one specific card, and one that is nothing close to what would make a potential winning hand. 13 vs 10 - "Give me a 6 please".

Anytime the dealer has a 10 up-card.

7 spots, seats 1, 3, 5 and 7 taken.

THIS. Pay ****ing attention to the game you're dealing.

i have played with a dealer who before shuffle cut deal and open the community cards lick his hands

some old fuker sat next to me and just opened with "i made 40k in the stockmarket yesterday, and 50k on monday but I lost 200k on tuesday"

proceeds to play 1/3 with $100 limps everytime, says "i'm mucking the best hand everytime someone raises"

says stuff like If someone raises and then 2 more people raise i just fold, even aces i just chuck it in the muck look how many aces are out there i'm not gonna hit, you gotta hit to win.

and then 1 dealer who was dealing around 5 hands/hour watching the ****** hockey game not giving a **** about the game at all would take him 3 minutes to shuffle the cards and he didn't give a **** about the 9 players waiting for him, miserable fuker


oh, and if i have to hear the bad beat story 5 more times every day for the next year i'm going to kill myself. about what the hands were, how only the limit table ever hits it because the hands that won would've been pushed out, and how people are only going to play limit when it gets up to 400-500k again *** my life

The long pause a reg makes before the squeezer as you sit on a middle pocket or good sited connectors, just pinning to see some cards. And you're like, how much is he gonna make it? $75? $80? $110? Nope. $200 (from a $25 raise and calls).

Dealers chatter boxing when the action has been checked around.

Dealers asking the first person check or bet because he wasn't paying attention to the 5 players that snap-checks, giving the first player an open angle shoot to bet.