Two Plus Two Publishing LLC Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
 

Go Back   Two Plus Two Poker Forums > >

Notices

Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance Here's where you put your whines and wins.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-01-2017, 03:57 PM   #3676
Giltech
newbie
 
Giltech's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2016
Location: 1st branch 3rd leaf
Posts: 42
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

people who eat finger foods while playing. Dont get the F*ckin buffalo wings and start demolishing them while in the middle of a hand.
Giltech is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2017, 04:35 PM   #3677
Giltech
newbie
 
Giltech's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2016
Location: 1st branch 3rd leaf
Posts: 42
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

the massage girl who gives me her # then never texts me back but just assumes i want another hr long massage the next time i see her. B*tch GTFOH
Giltech is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2017, 04:36 PM   #3678
Kelvis
temp-banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Posts: 4,187
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Quote:
Originally Posted by Giltech View Post
people who eat finger foods while playing. Dont get the F*ckin buffalo wings and start demolishing them while in the middle of a hand.
The way people eat in general. ****ing savage beasts.
Kelvis is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2017, 04:43 PM   #3679
AlwaysFolding
Pooh-Bah
 
AlwaysFolding's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Foldsville
Posts: 4,935
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Breathing.
AlwaysFolding is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2017, 07:58 PM   #3680
RvrRatKilla
journeyman
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Edge of the gene pool with Chlorox
Posts: 215
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Quote:
Originally Posted by Giltech View Post
the massage girl who gives me her # then never texts me back but just assumes i want another hr long massage the next time i see her. B*tch GTFOH
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kelvis View Post
The way people eat in general. ****ing savage beasts.
I'm with you guys... Tilt's the hell out of me, when some grocery monster, uses the table as his/her feed trough...

I've seen the Vietnamese in the Paigow pits at work, literally throw chicken bones (after eating them) under the tables. Not to mention them throwing fleas, yes fleas, by/under the tables for luck. Sad thing is they generate so much revenue, management lets them get away with this crap. Tilting...
RvrRatKilla is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2017, 08:18 PM   #3681
W0X0F
sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight
 
W0X0F's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 4,617
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Quote:
Originally Posted by RvrRatKilla View Post
I'm with you guys... Tilt's the hell out of me, when some grocery monster, uses the table as his/her feed trough...

I've seen the Vietnamese in the Paigow pits at work, literally throw chicken bones (after eating them) under the tables. Not to mention them throwing fleas, yes fleas, by/under the tables for luck. Sad thing is they generate so much revenue, management lets them get away with this crap. Tilting...
How do you throw a flea? I can never get a good enough grip on them.
W0X0F is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2017, 08:39 PM   #3682
Briro2017
banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: Vegas
Posts: 858
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Quote:
Originally Posted by Giltech View Post
the massage girl who gives me her # then never texts me back but just assumes i want another hr long massage the next time i see her. B*tch GTFOH
Owned
Briro2017 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2017, 09:00 PM   #3683
RvrRatKilla
journeyman
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Edge of the gene pool with Chlorox
Posts: 215
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Quote:
Originally Posted by W0X0F View Post
How do you throw a flea? I can never get a good enough grip on them.
They bring dead fleas in ziploc bags.... How or where they get them? I don't have a clue....
RvrRatKilla is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 10:42 AM   #3684
Giltech
newbie
 
Giltech's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2016
Location: 1st branch 3rd leaf
Posts: 42
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Quote:
Originally Posted by Briro2017 View Post
Owned
yes, correct i own her now. She is chained to my basement furnace Black snake moan style
Giltech is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 03:59 PM   #3685
vrael111
veteran
 
vrael111's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: calibrating the dream machine
Posts: 2,057
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Quote:
Originally Posted by Giltech View Post
yes, correct i own her now. She is chained to my basement furnace Black snake moan style
Is her name Tom?
vrael111 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 03:59 PM   #3686
vrael111
veteran
 
vrael111's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: calibrating the dream machine
Posts: 2,057
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Quote:
Originally Posted by RvrRatKilla View Post
They bring dead fleas in ziploc bags.... How or where they get them? I don't have a clue....
Wat
vrael111 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 04:32 PM   #3687
ORANGEFAN
newbie
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Upstate New York
Posts: 29
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

-Gum chewing/lip smacking. The worst if your neighbor happens to be the source

-Dealers who repeat multiple times "nice hand, sir/ma'am" as a reminder they haven't been tipped

-Players who allow their food, girlfriend/boyfriend, cell phone, magazine to take priority over the game. Ruins flow for everyone and generally these people are folding every hand

-Lazy dealers. They never forget the rake during live play, but they get to an MTT and antes go missing, the button is in the wrong place...

-The board employee that allows his favorite good reg to jump the line on a 9 deep waiting list of rec players that were otherwise coming to your table

-Excuses for leaving. The ones that feel so far from the truth. Like the guy who sits there for an hour folding and then smashes his gutter when he's all in....insta rack job....welp time for dinner...adios sir
ORANGEFAN is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2017, 07:05 PM   #3688
whitemares
veteran
 
Join Date: Nov 2014
Posts: 2,226
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Quote:
Originally Posted by RvrRatKilla View Post
I've seen the Vietnamese in the Paigow pits at work, literally throw chicken bones (after eating them) under the tables. Not to mention them throwing fleas, yes fleas, by/under the tables for luck. Sad thing is they generate so much revenue, management lets them get away with this crap. Tilting...
This is so ridiculously absurd that I want it to be true.
whitemares is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-03-2017, 11:25 AM   #3689
Briro2017
banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: Vegas
Posts: 858
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Quote:
Originally Posted by Giltech View Post
yes, correct i own her now. She is chained to my basement furnace Black snake moan style
Owned
Briro2017 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2017, 02:50 AM   #3690
MTT_9797
old hand
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Posts: 1,287
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Anytime someone puts the toke chip on top of their cards while mucking their card when they won a pot uncontested.
MTT_9797 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2017, 05:41 PM   #3691
AlwaysFolding
Pooh-Bah
 
AlwaysFolding's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Foldsville
Posts: 4,935
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Because you never win enough to put the toke chip on top of your cards in the .10c/.20c?
AlwaysFolding is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2017, 06:26 PM   #3692
mojojo16
old hand
 
mojojo16's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 1,657
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Quote:
Originally Posted by MTT_9797 View Post
Anytime someone puts the toke chip on top of their cards while mucking their card when they won a pot uncontested.
How does this tilt you? Seems like a common way to tip. I also do it because i wait for the pot to be pushed to me before mucking/tipping so i just throw them in together
mojojo16 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2017, 07:05 PM   #3693
Kelvis
temp-banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Posts: 4,187
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

No in this case he is right. Putting the thing on the ****ing cards is ****ing retarded.
Kelvis is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2017, 11:22 AM   #3694
mendicant loafer
grinder
 
mendicant loafer's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Canadia
Posts: 537
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kelvis View Post
No in this case he is right. Putting the thing on the ****ing cards is ****ing retarded.
[ ] dealer cares how you tip

[x] dealer happy you tip

tilting over how someone chooses to tip; well, you said it.
mendicant loafer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2017, 11:28 AM   #3695
Kelvis
temp-banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Posts: 4,187
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Quote:
Originally Posted by mendicant loafer View Post
[ ] dealer cares how you tip

[x] dealer happy you tip

tilting over how someone chooses to..... tip; well, you said it.
I can fill in anything after that and you're basically saying that nothing should tilt anyone. While that is true if we're all robots some things are just so dumb and embarrassing that it hurts your eyes to look at it.
Kelvis is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2017, 12:09 PM   #3696
Briro2017
banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: Vegas
Posts: 858
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kelvis View Post
No in this case he is right. Putting the thing on the ****ing cards is ****ing retarded.
This.
Briro2017 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-20-2017, 03:49 AM   #3697
MTT_9797
old hand
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Posts: 1,287
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Blackjack dealers that take all the time in the world to pick up your cards and your chips and do all kinds of hand gestures after you busted and act all scared as if you were going to jump on them for giving you a bad card.

Blackjack player that go into the tank the moment they hit and make a stiff 15 or 16. No they're not counting cards.

Anytime a dealer is not paying attention and makes you tap the table more than once trying to draw on a stiff hand.

Blackjack players that call for one specific card, and one that is nothing close to what would make a potential winning hand. 13 vs 10 - "Give me a 6 please".

Anytime the dealer has a 10 up-card.

7 spots, seats 1, 3, 5 and 7 taken.
MTT_9797 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-20-2017, 03:36 PM   #3698
eobmtns
veteran
 
eobmtns's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,330
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Quote:
Originally Posted by MTT_9797 View Post
Blackjack dealers that don't pay attention and make you tap the table more than once trying to draw on a stiff hand.
THIS. Pay ****ing attention to the game you're dealing.
eobmtns is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-31-2017, 02:19 AM   #3699
GreekHero12
enthusiast
 
Join Date: Feb 2017
Posts: 79
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

i have played with a dealer who before shuffle cut deal and open the community cards lick his hands
GreekHero12 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-02-2017, 12:17 AM   #3700
Turtol
grinder
 
Join Date: Sep 2014
Posts: 476
Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

some old fuker sat next to me and just opened with "i made 40k in the stockmarket yesterday, and 50k on monday but I lost 200k on tuesday"

proceeds to play 1/3 with $100 limps everytime, says "i'm mucking the best hand everytime someone raises"

says stuff like If someone raises and then 2 more people raise i just fold, even aces i just chuck it in the muck look how many aces are out there i'm not gonna hit, you gotta hit to win.

and then 1 dealer who was dealing around 5 hands/hour watching the ****** hockey game not giving a **** about the game at all would take him 3 minutes to shuffle the cards and he didn't give a **** about the 9 players waiting for him, miserable fuker


oh, and if i have to hear the bad beat story 5 more times every day for the next year i'm going to kill myself. about what the hands were, how only the limit table ever hits it because the hands that won would've been pushed out, and how people are only going to play limit when it gets up to 400-500k again *** my life
Turtol is offline   Reply With Quote

Reply
      

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:01 AM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimisation provided by DragonByte SEO v2.0.33 (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2017 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
Copyright ę 2008-2010, Two Plus Two Interactive
 
 
Poker Players - Streaming Live Online