Things people do in casinos that tilt you - Page 147

When you want to play blackjack and some crotchety old **** tells you to not sit down yet, "because the table's hot".

**** you, gramps. I'll do what I want.

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02-15-2017 , 01:34 PM

#3652

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

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Originally Posted by GreekHero12

the donkfishes who dn't know how to play with chips and they just do noises i.e they grab 15 chips and they let them one by one to fell one on top of other!

I do this all the time if I'm next to some try hard poker player.

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02-16-2017 , 09:19 AM

#3653

HolteEnder31

newbie

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 48

I hate the 'limp wrist' thing, you know the one where player grabs his chips with 3 fingers then drops them in like his hand has all of a sudden broken. Also hate it when a donk fish tries to muck his cards 'like a pro' by tossing them up in the air, makes me cringe.

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02-16-2017 , 12:07 PM

#3654

wowsooooted

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,077

donk wins pot with a good hand and says: 'Dealer, can i keep these?'

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02-16-2017 , 01:05 PM

#3655

Kelvis

banned

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 8,737

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Originally Posted by wowsooooted

donk wins pot with a good hand and says: 'Dealer, can i keep these?'

I wish the dealer would just say "yes sure", start pitching from the other colored deck and deal him out.

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02-16-2017 , 09:04 PM

#3656

nicname

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 647

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Originally Posted by HolteEnder31

Hate this.

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02-16-2017 , 09:14 PM

#3657

ZippyThePinhead

adept

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 948

By far, not even close thing that makes me most angry in live poker:

Get seated at table around 8am on a Saturday morning - I like early shift sitting against those that have been there all night - and behind one degen is an OLD lady sitting in a ****ty casino wheel chair slumped over asleep.

Lord knows how long she had been there before I arrived. Didn't get wheeled away until a few hours later.

What kind of asshat brings someone they are supposed to be carrying for and neglects them like that? Guess better than leaving her home alone.

Have seen that exact situation more than once.

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02-16-2017 , 10:12 PM

#3658

Briro2017

banned

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 858

People who name themselves zippythepinhead tilt the **** out of me.

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02-16-2017 , 11:04 PM

#3659

W0X0F

sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,829

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Originally Posted by Briro2017

People who name themselves zippythepinhead tilt the **** out of me.

wrong thread

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02-17-2017 , 04:19 PM

#3660

Carl Trooper

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,681

Mouth breathing online looking nerds.

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02-22-2017 , 04:10 PM

#3661

Leveredplayer

newbie

Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 16

When you become an alternate at a live small tourney and some ass hat rebuys like 8-9 times and doesn't understand how ****ty his odds are at this point to even break even with a smaller starting stack and the blinds represent more than half his stack. I'm like dude look at the f****ing payouts, you literally won't make any money on this tourney even if you were to make 3rd place get the f*ck up so I can sit down and jam with premium while your dumbass is pushing with any SC AX.

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02-22-2017 , 04:26 PM

#3662

Kelvis

banned

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 8,737

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Originally Posted by Leveredplayer

Aaah, so the smart thing to do would be to bust out of the tournament and play the next one. So then when you win you won´t even cover the loss you made the last tournament.

What exactly is the difference between rebuying and entering the next tournament in terms profitability?

Spoiler:

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02-22-2017 , 11:04 PM

#3663

patriots

adept

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 1,141

People who put their hands in play at a craps table
Slow dealers

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02-23-2017 , 12:15 AM

#3664

MTT_9797

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,429

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Originally Posted by Leveredplayer

When you become an alternate at a live small tourney and some ass hat rebuys like 8-9 times and doesn't understand how ****ty his odds are at this point to even break even with a smaller starting stack and the blinds represent more than half his stack. I'm like dude look at the f****ing payouts, you literally won't make any money on this tourney even if you were to make 3rd place get the f*ck up so I can sit down and jam with premium while your dumbass is pushing with any SC AX.

Yea you keep waiting for a premium when the blinds represent more than half of your stack

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02-23-2017 , 01:37 PM

#3665

Briro2017

banned

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 858

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Originally Posted by MTT_9797

Yea you keep waiting for a premium when the blinds represent more than half of your stack

Keep betting those dimes son

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02-24-2017 , 04:46 PM

#3666

snex00

enthusiast

Join Date: Feb 2017 Posts: 62

Open limping the button without even having a BBJ qualifying hand. Raise or fold ffs.

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02-24-2017 , 10:45 PM

#3667

leavesofliberty

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 6,296

People who habitually walk from the table for an hour just to have the seat in the bigger game while they sit at the bar and do nothing.

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02-25-2017 , 02:28 AM

#3668

Rich Checkmaker

banned

Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 2,441

jerks who skip the line to sit at the action table when im next on the list and then act like im the jerk for telling the floor so and so just sat down when im next.

the regs at the commerce casino.

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02-25-2017 , 07:49 AM

#3669

TFing

newbie

Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 39

Being in a tournament and some smelly a-hole sitting next to you...

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02-25-2017 , 08:03 AM

#3670

sam1chips

adept

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 925

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Originally Posted by TFing

Being in a tournament and some smelly a-hole sitting next to you...

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Just ask for the seat change button 😏😏😏

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02-27-2017 , 04:33 AM

#3671

MTT_9797

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,429

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Originally Posted by snex00

Open limping the button without even having a BBJ qualifying hand. Raise or fold ffs.

I just don't get what's going on in the heads of those semi retirees that chronically open limp. Like, let's me pay this $2 to see if I can match my bingo card on the flop. Or, let me trap my opponents into showing weakness and make a sneaky well hiden hand. Just fold so the blinds can chop, you'll see two more cards in 20 seconds!

These people are major fish but unfortunately don't generate much action and tank over 2 BB decisions.

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02-27-2017 , 11:42 PM

#3672

pj1324

newbie

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 18

The players/donks (my father included) who can't explain the action during a hand, have no idea what position has to do with poker, and say really stupid **** like "yeah, you should always fold ace middle". The players who should pass a test for a license to live, let alone gamble with money. They always seem to run like god and try to no avail to give there money away.

I love these players when I'm running even, but when the variance is bad all I want to do is slap ole Tom who flatted my 3 bet jam for 20 Bigs from the small blind and watch as his 22 holds vs my AK.