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Things people do in casinos that tilt you Things people do in casinos that tilt you

11-20-2016 , 05:07 AM
When the dealer checks for blackjack with one hand and opens up the blackjack with the other.

When you bust and the dealer picks up your chips and then your cards (instead of both at the same time and end your pain quick). Like, hit me again! What the **** is wrong with you?!?
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11-20-2016 , 11:38 AM
Been said a thousand times itt but FFS people demanding to see cards. HOLY ****

Very friendly whale who has blasted through $5K in the last hour gets it in on 568 vs old dude for a zillion bbs board bricks and old dude refuses to open his hand bc "he called whale". 2 mins later whale is forced to expose what I believe were two actual napkins and old man triumphantly flips over 97

Whale insta gets up obv and table then discusses the rules of poker for 45 mins and how whale was way out of line etc etc.
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11-20-2016 , 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Avaritia
Been said a thousand times itt but FFS people demanding to see cards. HOLY ****

Very friendly whale who has blasted through $5K in the last hour gets it in on 568 vs old dude for a zillion bbs board bricks and old dude refuses to open his hand bc "he called whale". 2 mins later whale is forced to expose what I believe were two actual napkins and old man triumphantly flips over 97

Whale insta gets up obv and table then discusses the rules of poker for 45 mins and how whale was way out of line etc etc.
That is so annoying, did you say anything to the ****ing stupid old ****?
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11-21-2016 , 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by jonchillmatic
The wanna-be pro at the LLSNL table.
People who slap the **** out of slot machines in anger.
People who bet .40/spin on a slot and complain in anger when they get a bonus and only win 5 bucks.
Nits.
D-bags who are rude to dealers because they are miserable people.
When a person has their friends sitting behind them (and me)watching them own souls at the LLSNL tables.
People who walk 30 minutes, play 3 hands, walk 30 more minues, rinse and repeat.
All of these. lol
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11-23-2016 , 06:18 AM
"Insurance open"
*waves hand over table*
"Insurance?"
*waves hand over table*
*pauses* *stares* *freezes*
"Insurance closed"
*pauses* *stares* *checks for blackjack* *gives puppy face to superstitious 1st base* *slowrolls a bj*

Anytime someone taps the table with a full palm on an 11-count I wanna them across the face with the tall chair. Same goes for a 10 count against the dealer's 2-9. (They will draw a 10 every ****ing time). Or also whenever someone takes the "chicken money" on a BJ vs a dealer's Ace.
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11-23-2016 , 07:53 AM
Apologies if already mentioned.

I hate it when I bet first on a particular spot, and someone jumps in and bets $5 or $20/$25 more so they can see the hand.

For instance Pai Gow Poker in card rooms, and baccarat.
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11-23-2016 , 07:59 AM
Guys who have been holding over me all session and ask for my rubber band after I run out of buy-ins. (Not really; just an old Tommy Angelo story.)
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11-23-2016 , 01:23 PM
"I had pocket XX, the flop came XYZ, the guy bets $xx, the turn came... " Heard them all a bagillion times.
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11-23-2016 , 03:38 PM
Wear glasses and stare at me... It's 1/2 bro chill out
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11-23-2016 , 08:04 PM
Limp, limp, limp, limp, limp, limp, limp, I complete in the small blind, big blind raises 2.5BB....


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12-02-2016 , 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Avaritia
Been said a thousand times itt but FFS people demanding to see cards. HOLY ****

Very friendly whale who has blasted through $5K in the last hour gets it in on 5Things people do in casinos that tilt you:6Things people do in casinos that tilt you8Things people do in casinos that tilt you: vs old dude for a zillion bbs board bricks and old dude refuses to open his hand bc "he called whale". 2 mins later whale is forced to expose what I believe were two actual napkins and old man triumphantly flips over 9Things people do in casinos that tilt you:7Things people do in casinos that tilt you:

Whale insta gets up obv and table then discusses the rules of poker for 45 mins and how whale was way out of line etc etc.
Old guy definitely needs to jump into a running woodchipper feet first
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12-05-2016 , 06:17 AM
Anyone that doesn't realize how high I have played and whom I have played with
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12-05-2016 , 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by sweatys23
Anyone that doesn't realize how high I have played and whom I have played with
$5 NL with some sweaty hooker?
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02-03-2017 , 11:19 PM
Thought of this thread the other night:

The guy at the table that can't riffle chips, but holds a stack of around 20 in one hand and just keeps lifting his hand and letting the chips start to fall back down and then slamming his hand back on the stack, over and over and over. Just a horrible racket.
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02-05-2017 , 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by LucasVienna
Limp, limp, limp, limp, limp, limp, limp, I complete in the small blind, big blind raises 2.5BB....


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+1
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02-05-2017 , 09:29 PM
^^^ this
On the bright side when people do this with AA and get cracked by some random trash hand i just love hearing the bad beat story.
Yeah my Ace's lost to some clown who called pre with 52o and i hit my set and he flopped a straight

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02-11-2017 , 04:35 AM
tanktops
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02-11-2017 , 09:28 AM
When the OMC check/calls my river bet with 44 on a 422A2 board.

1. Not only am I thinking I'm good with my ace.

2. How the **** am I gonna make any ****ing money if this rock isn't gonna go loose on the virtual nuts.

The he says he was afraid of the deuce (I raised pf). Not AA, the ****ing DEUCE.
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02-11-2017 , 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by MTT_9797
When the OMC check/calls my river bet with 44 on a 422A2 board.

1. Not only am I thinking I'm good with my ace.

2. How the **** am I gonna make any ****ing money if this rock isn't gonna go loose on the virtual nuts.

The he says he was afraid of the deuce (I raised pf). Not AA, the ****ing DEUCE.
donkey
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02-13-2017 , 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by MTT_9797
When the OMC check/calls my river bet with 44 on a 422A2 board.
This isn't really a thing that people do in casinos. It's a thing that allegedly happened once.
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02-13-2017 , 03:39 AM
the donkfishes who dn't know how to play with chips and they just do noises i.e they grab 15 chips and they let them one by one to fell one on top of other!
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02-13-2017 , 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by luckynuts444
Wear glasses and stare at me... It's 1/2 bro chill out
I was playing 3/6 limit Holdem while waiting for a seat at either 1/2 or 2/5 no limit. A guy who appeared to be talking loudly and having fun raised preflop to $6. Folds to guy on my right who looks at him for 5 seconds, then folds. I assume he just didn't realize it was his turn...until he says under his breath "trying to see if I can get a read on him..." I almost broke out laughing
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02-15-2017 , 02:14 AM
Read was LAG maniac?????

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02-15-2017 , 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by winadil
Read was LAG maniac?????

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Couldn't pull the trigger on a 3-bet in 3/6 limit. Had a feeling you couldn't raise enough to get him out 😂😂😂
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02-15-2017 , 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by GreekHero12
the donkfishes who dn't know how to play with chips and they just do noises i.e they grab 15 chips and they let them one by one to fell one on top of other!
Yea people who do that **** are the wor-

Oh, wait.
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