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04-12-2016 , 01:33 AM

#3426

MTT_9797

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Anytime someone refers to trips or a set as "three" of something. "Three tens". "Three queens".

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04-12-2016 , 02:23 AM

#3427

Boney526

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Originally Posted by MTT_9797

Anytime someone refers to trips or a set as "three" of something. "Three tens". "Three queens".

So literally everything tilts you. We get it.

Seriously how in the world can this tilt you?

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04-12-2016 , 02:16 PM

#3428

MTT_9797

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Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,429

Because this is Hold'em we're playing not 5 card draw.

"He has three eights". No he doesn't, STFU. He has ONE eight and there are two on the board. He has The 8.

"He has two queens". FUUUU. It's pocket queens!!

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04-12-2016 , 05:55 PM

#3429

Boney526

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There's still three.

I could explain to you that if there's 2 on the board they can say 3 eights because a pocket pair makes quads.

And if there is only one 8 on the board the only way to have three 8s is to have a pocket pair, so saying three 8s is fine, too.

But you'd still be on tilt wouldn't you?

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04-12-2016 , 06:24 PM

#3430

fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by Boney526

Are you PWGH's gimmick?

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04-12-2016 , 06:32 PM

#3431

CleanoutKid

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Are you PWGH's gimmick?

I think it's the account he posts from when he doesn't wanna look like he's straddling mtt's dick as usual lol

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04-12-2016 , 07:09 PM

#3432

suitedjustice

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Are you PWGH's gimmick?

Nah, Boney's a Jersey boy. Not sure from which exit tho..

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04-12-2016 , 08:12 PM

#3433

Boney526

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Are you PWGH's gimmick?

I just miss him so much!

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04-12-2016 , 08:43 PM

#3434

Kelvis

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Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 8,737

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Originally Posted by Boney526

So literally everything tilts you. We get it.

Seriously how in the world can this tilt you?

He mentioned one thing that doesn't tilt him and that is sliding into a wet warm vagina.

Which to me is just saying "i get tilted from sliding into a cold dry vagina".

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04-14-2016 , 07:14 AM

#3435

aaarkhangelsk

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A warm, fat, wet with meatsweats vagina

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04-14-2016 , 01:11 PM

#3436

Angrist

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Originally Posted by Kelvis

Which to me is just saying "i get tilted from sliding into a cold dry vagina".

Them put her back in the microwave. Duh.

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05-25-2016 , 05:29 AM

#3437

aaarkhangelsk

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I hate it when people arbitrarily move one spot over in blackjack or ultimate or w/e because "this spot is unlucky." You're getting the same cards either way there guy

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05-28-2016 , 04:09 AM

#3438

eobmtns

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Originally Posted by aaarkhangelsk

I hate it when people arbitrarily move one spot over in blackjack or ultimate or w/e because "this spot is unlucky." You're getting the same cards either way there guy

I choose not to sit next to a smoker, or someone who stinks because they haven't bathed since they left L.A. last Tuesday.

Maybe they're trying to tell you something

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05-28-2016 , 05:57 AM

#3439

MTT_9797

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When people ask for one specific card in blackjack and it's no where close to being the best card.

13 vs dealer's 10 upcard.. "I'll take a six please". And when they a five, big waving motion as if it was the nuts.

People that tap the table asking for that ace when they get a 10card first.

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05-28-2016 , 08:21 AM

#3440

Toringi's

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When they call security after MTT_9797 goes mad when somebody taps the table asking for that ace...

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05-28-2016 , 09:54 AM

#3441

MTT_9797

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Wait there is more.

When people give you that shocked look for hitting that 12 vs 2. As if for sure the dealer has a 12 and a another 10 is coming, AND the next card is also a 10. And when you pull that 7 and the dealer opens 2-9.. 5, 10 for a bust it's like you're Jesus H Christ himself.

When you hit that A7 against 9,10,A. Well you get the idea.

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05-28-2016 , 12:52 PM

#3442

aaarkhangelsk

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Originally Posted by eobmtns

I choose not to sit next to a smoker, or someone who stinks because they haven't bathed since they left L.A. last Tuesday.

Maybe they're trying to tell you something

I'm a dealer

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05-28-2016 , 12:53 PM

#3443

aaarkhangelsk

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Originally Posted by MTT_9797

When people ask for one specific card in blackjack and it's no where close to being the best card.

13 vs dealer's 10 upcard.. "I'll take a six please". And when they a five, big waving motion as if it was the nuts.

People that tap the table asking for that ace when they get a 10card first.

I actually really hate this. If youre asking for one specific card that's not a 10 EVERY SINGLE HAND, do everyone else a favor and stfu. It's almost always idiot hat bros under 23, too.

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05-28-2016 , 04:01 PM

#3444

Oro_Ja_Njivu

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Lately I could not see a guys chips (both sat next to dealer and he was holding a hand in front of it). When I asked him how much he had left he briefly looked at me then looked away. Simply refused to tell me the count.
It wasnt as much that he refused but more his entire persona. Acted entire time in a condescending way towards others.
Man.. actually it tilts me when i think of his face again.

Suddenly im feeling an urge to slap him in the face.

Spoiler:

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05-28-2016 , 07:24 PM

#3445

aaarkhangelsk

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Originally Posted by Oro_Ja_Njivu

Lately I could not see a guys chips (both sat next to dealer and he was holding a hand in front of it). When I asked him how much he had left he briefly looked at me then looked away. Simply refused to tell me the count.

It wasnt as much that he refused but more his entire persona. Acted entire time in a condescending way towards others.

Man.. actually it tilts me when i think of his face again.

Suddenly im feeling an urge to slap him in the face.

Spoiler:

He doesnt have to tell you how much he has but he isnt allowed to block your view of his chips when you ask. The dealer should have given him ****

As a dealer if someone doesnt say their chip count and the other person cant see around me I'll just rough count it for them.

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06-12-2016 , 02:46 PM

#3446

MTT_9797

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People that tank post flop before checking.. In a limped pot.

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06-13-2016 , 04:57 PM

#3447

Labax

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MTT_9797

Anytime someone refers to trips or a set as "three" of something. "Three tens". "Three queens".

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Originally Posted by Boney526

So literally everything tilts you. We get it.

Seriously how in the world can this tilt you?

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Originally Posted by MTT_9797

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Originally Posted by Boney526

Anyone else crying with laughter at this?

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06-13-2016 , 05:03 PM

#3448

CleanoutKid

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Originally Posted by Labax

Anyone else crying with laughter at this?

Keep reading and you'll laugh more

This guy literally hates everything about life

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06-14-2016 , 09:01 AM

#3449

javi

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Black dudes singing out loud while listening to headphones at the table (usually rap).

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06-14-2016 , 11:33 AM

#3450

Boney526

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Originally Posted by javi

Black dudes singing out loud while listening to headphones at the table (usually rap).

So it wouldn't annoy you if I sang loudly while listening to rap through my headphones?

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