Bite me

I hate it when when people expect the casino to open up a table for them no matter what the circumstances so that they can buy in for like less than 100 dollars. An hour before close on a ****ing Sunday? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CLOSED ULTIMATE? DONT YOU WANT MY 60 DOLLARS?

its amazing how entitled people in casinos are. They all seem to think that if they're gambling they can do whatever the **** they want. On Friday night I had some guy talking over me doing the math out loud on roulette while I was working it out myself and me and the pit boss both told him to stop since it's hard to do the math with people saying numbers over you. So the pit boss tells him to stop and he goes OH THAT'S FINE I GUESS ILL JUST TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CASH OUT THEN IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT

Like we ****ing care dude, you're maybe up 400 bucks. Oh and of course he didn't cash out cause he's a ****ing degen

Someone should tell them they're doing it wrong. People will gamble 24/7 believe it or not

Our pubs/pokies have to shut for 4hrs a day by state law. The casino (and poker room) however is 24/7

I live in a small city of about 100,000. There simply isn't enough business to keep the casino open 24/7

Even more impressive a city of only 100,000 people has a casino then.

I withdraw my comment.

Congrats

Haha degens gotta degen :P

When you're playing blackjack and someone keeps complaining about how someone else is playing. Yes we're all annoyed that someone wanted a card when they had a 9 and an 8 and got a face card causing the dealer to not go bust, but calm your ****.

When you're watching your girlfriend win at slots and some old lonely lady is watching how happy you are while somehow having 1k in winnings and pushing random buttons and not even looking at her screen.

You ask them how they made the 1k and how much they started with and they say "I started with 40."


And their smell.


Are they even drinking?

Who do they owe money to?




This is too real.

Ancient slot degens, ancient slot degens everywhere.

The BTN open-limp.

The BTN open-limp and positional over-pot stab line. We get it. You outplayed everyone for $7, or didn't want to get cracked so you "protected" your monster by betting $25 into $12. But didn't raise PF because your OMC genius is so good at concealing the strength of your hand.

... ^^^ This followed by a tip.

Thanks for wasting everyone's time and not letting a chop.

7$ is 35 BB where you play. Pretty big pot

People that every single hand in a tournament ask the dealer how much is it to Play... Come on dude we have been on this level 15mins already....

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Perfect picture!

He didn't waste his time, he won $7. He has no obligation not to waste your's.

*yours

When people don't listen to my stories about the 10c/20c game and my lies about all the famous people who play in this game.

These stories make me bar up. I'm sure they do to everyone else too

I'm seeing double here: four MTT_9797s!

LOOOOL is that you password?

Yes, MTT is password's gimmick.

"I once saw Shawn Sheiky at the Rio. I know, pretty big deal."

You're pathetic. Why don't you get a job and grow some balls instead of stalking a stranger on the Internet and creating gimmick accounts.

Fixed our post

"our" ??? Lol. Get a life dude. I see your post count went from 22 to 15.

Can we ban this clown already.

FOP

You did good here though. Making us look good obv

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29...18/index5.html

trolling seems terrible, but yielding strong results. wp

Probably rare but it's happened to me a few times. The peanut gallery giving lip service to my blackjack hand. I don't need to know what you would have done and if you're teaching someone else how to play, keep your lips on their god Damn cards.