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03-20-2015 , 01:53 PM

#2526

CORed

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 6,044

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTT_9797

The BTN open limp

If i'm the BB holding 95 off or something like that, I kind of like it.

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03-20-2015 , 05:10 PM

#2527

IOnlyPlayTheNuts

banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 69

People that say "I would of won that hand if I stayed in....That was my pot...."

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03-20-2015 , 06:51 PM

#2528

Clear Quality

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,227

People who say "would of"

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03-20-2015 , 10:51 PM

#2529

The_Worm

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 485

When you call someone's bet on a paired board and they announce their hand as 'two pair', without elaborating as to what their other pair is. So then you have to ask them again, to establish what their pair is. And it beats your pair. Bast@rds.

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03-20-2015 , 10:54 PM

#2530

The_Worm

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 485

I used to play cash with a bloke who would announce his hand as 'two queens', when there was a Q on the board, giving one the impression that he held a mere pair. In fact he had two queens in his hand, thereby making a total of no less than three queens. Bast@rd.

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03-20-2015 , 11:47 PM

#2531

that_pope

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 33,227

So which way do you want it?

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03-21-2015 , 04:17 AM

#2532

MTT_9797

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,429

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Originally Posted by CORed

If i'm the BB holding 95 off or something like that, I kind of like it.

Really? So now you cannot chop. You'd rather see a flop with a raggy hand, pay $1 rake + $1 BBJ (if you win). When the BTN almost always stabs the ****ing 3BB pot when checked to him.

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03-21-2015 , 04:18 AM

#2533

MTT_9797

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,429

"Two queens", "Two tens", "Two Jack", "Two sevens", instead of "Pocket whatever".

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03-21-2015 , 07:39 AM

#2534

Mr Blonde

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 3,749

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Originally Posted by The_Worm

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Originally Posted by The_Worm

...lol v good if level

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03-21-2015 , 11:31 AM

#2535

Frank Castle

stranger

Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 9

Slow rolling aces up against pair of aces with strong kicker.

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03-24-2015 , 12:59 AM

#2536

salesbeast

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 5,308

The guy that says 2 pair on a paired board hoping someone mucks..

The guy that says Ray instead of raise...

The old guy that you know is understanding everything at the table and constantly asks "how much" when his turn...

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03-24-2015 , 01:04 AM

#2537

Clear Quality

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,227

Ray? Wtf...

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03-24-2015 , 01:10 AM

#2538

powrhau5

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 390

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTT_9797

"Two queens", "Two tens", "Two Jack", "Two sevens", instead of "Pocket whatever".

This makes me think of phil hellmuth

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03-24-2015 , 02:02 AM

#2539

MTT_9797

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,429

The "how much" really puts me on tilt. It's $175.. the old guy counts out $125.. "how much again?", basically saying "how much does it cost to buy this", like some old guy at a convenience store counting out his change. Just say call already douchebag.

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03-24-2015 , 07:04 PM

#2540

discipline711

adept

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 894

old guys who love their "reading abilities" too much and call me down with **** just to suck out on the river.

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03-24-2015 , 10:47 PM

#2541

2=2

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 157

Getting old-rolled in $8 pots that get checked down to the river.

I end up tabling 9-high first just to keep the game moving, then after everyone else shows or mucks, the ****ing old guy leans in, squints at my hand, looks at the board, squints a little more (do I have a straight?), looks back at his hand before triumphantly tabling top pair to scoop the 5bb pot, minus $2 for rake and BBJ.

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03-24-2015 , 11:42 PM

#2542

Cassim

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 469

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Only wanting to get stacks in when you have the nuts when you are 12bb deep is usually a solid strategy.

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03-24-2015 , 11:50 PM

#2543

Cassim

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 469

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Originally Posted by Juanda Had Trips

Do people ever still have to think about what to do to a shove after 6betting?

They deserve to get time called on after 5 seconds imo.

Stop hollywooding, this is a spot you don't come into without a plan.

SB was not a reg. CO was CrownUpGuy(Fedor Holz). SB actually folded JJ and was shown 8s

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03-25-2015 , 12:48 AM

#2544

MTT_9797

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,429

"I know you got me. But here, gift." - as he calls your bluff with 4th pair after you've played 3 hands in 4 hours.

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03-25-2015 , 01:14 AM

#2545

RLjolt

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 195

when limit feesh berates you for an hour because you raise his BB every time it folds to you on button. Then eventually BB decides he's had enough as you open button with 88, caps preflop and flop, then rivers top pair with A3o nidde han, justice.

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03-26-2015 , 01:52 AM

#2546

RLjolt

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 195

When limit feesh tailgates you for half a mile down the entrance road tellingly irritated at you're only traveling 10mph over speed limit, then you turn right into valet and he turns left into parking lot 300 yards from entrance.

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03-26-2015 , 02:57 PM

#2547

MTT_9797

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,429

Fish that drive speed limit in the middle lane of the highway

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03-26-2015 , 08:58 PM

#2548

Dashy

journeyman

Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 299

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Originally Posted by MTT_9797

Fish that drive speed limit in the middle lane of the highway

wow! which casino did THIS happen in? o_O

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03-27-2015 , 01:30 AM

#2549

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38,535

People who exit the stall and head straight out the door. Way too many.

People who consider themselves quite the poker player, but will fold some trash in a multi-way pot preflop and then throw a hissy as soon as the flop hits when they would have flopped the world.