Ok so let's compile a list of things people do that tilt you. It can include stories. This is different to how to be a fish, because some of those are hillarious, this is things that tilt you.

Anger encouraged.

Ok I'll start.

1. People taking ages to make trivial decisions. OMFG JUST FOLD OMFG.

2. People who get raised, look at their cards and hold them horizontally on the table. THEY FOLD EVERY ****ING TIME. BUT IT TAKES THEM 1 MINUTE TO MUCK THEIR JUNK. Then they say, "you had me" and flip over a junk ass hand.

3. Slamming the table. One fish last night every time he checked he would tap the table. Fine. Except he slammed it making the whole ****ing table shake. Omg that tilted me so hard.

4. People who prematurely scoop the pot. Fish raises, other player calls. Fish flips over TPWK and starts scooping the pot before other player shows his hand. The other player ALWAYS HAS A WORSE HAND WHEN CAN SOMEONE SHOW THIS GUY A BETTER HAND WTF HE KEEPS DOING IT.

5. People who stare you down for no reason. They have a crap hand facing your all in. They stare you down for 2 minutes. I pull faces at them. I think they must be fish thinking about calling with ATo or something and they flip over some ****ty insta fold hand. STOP WASTING PEOPLES TIME *******

6. People who know your bluffing. "I know you have nothing so I call" the donkey says flipping over 74 suited. WHAT THE **** ARE YOU CALLING YOUR TOURNAMENT WITH THAT HAND WTF. 74 cracks your 9T or whatever every time.

7. Trivial decisions taking too much time. I go all in as a shortstack on the button. BB is deepstack with 30bbs and takes about 3 minutes to call with 34s for an extra 0.5 bbs. His hand wins putting me on insta tilt. Lucky im out the game.

8. Same as 7, except the complete donkey is actually SEIROUSLY CONSIDERING FOLDING THEN HIS FRIEND SAYS "YOU MIGHT AS WELL CALL IT'S ONLY 0.5BB" By that point its too late to say STFU as the donkey makes the hero call. Nice play everyone says, tapping the table in awe of the ultra call.


Edit: I'm not really angry about these, most of the fish are just trying to have fun This is just what I think in my soul when I am on mega tilt.

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9. People who say "I call, your **** because you are obviously bluffing". I flip over a set of eights or whatever. "I KNEW you had a set, I KNEW IT!" MAKE YOUR MIND UP YOU

1. people that play 50/0 and of course have a $800 stack at a 1/2 table.
2. people who wear poker t-shirts.
3. asians who act like scotty nguyen.
4. people who berate fish.
5. fish berating other fish.

People who stare at their hole cards for like 21 seconds after being showed the best hand....and then they say "you got me" before they finally throw it away. I ****in know I got you or else you woulda shown your hand 20 seconds ago fish

10. Terrible hand range assignments. They obviously just went on the internet and found this new term to use. Someone limp calls UTG 4 way pot. Flop comes 258 rainbow. UTG c/rai a fish and fish says "Wow I guess you have AA or KK here, thats what your representing". NO ITS NOT OMG. This wouldn't be so bad if the rest of the table didn't say "nice read", tap the table followed by "good fold".

11. One donkey said one night, "IM AYE TEE CEE (ATC) TONIGHT!" People stared at him. I was thinking, come on, someone ask what ATC means lets get this piss poor joke over and done with. No one does. He keeps saying it for about an hour making lots of calls. "IM ATC GUYS! ATC TONIGHT!" He pauses waiting for someone to ask what he means. No one does. The shouts of defining himself as "Atc man" continue relentlessly with every call he makes.

Eventually someone asks him what "atc" means. "ANY TWO CARDS! IM PLAYING ANY TWO CARDS TONIGHT!" The whole table except me roars with laughter. I guess I wasn't drunk enough or I'm no fun or something idk.

lol your remarks made me laughed... What tilts me is the ubber nit at 1-2 table who only raises sets or better, and somehow ALWAYS has set or better.

2 months ago this nit c/r me on a AQ5 flop. I had A5. I shoved since I'm an idiot. He flipped over 55 and said "this looks like 2 outs". Same douchebag checked a QT9xx board all the way down with QJ, somehow scared of... making mannies ?

6. people who eat at the tables.

[ ] deep stack

lmfao yeah, but it's worse when they flip over a better hand on some sort of mini slow roll that makes me angry

I meant deepest

the guy who only ever agonises over a decision when he has the nuts and looks like he's in pain and then always shoves...

Not from Casino,but from homegames.
OP maybe you can change the title to "Things people do in live poker that tilt you"...

*I really hate when people are results oriented and talk like "This hand never hits" or "I always call all in with small pair because there is a bigger chance that flop comes low or whatever".
*Wearing sunglasses in NL5 homegame.
*Wearing hoodie+sunglasses.
*Talking about bad beat they got in 2$ pot all night after it has happened.
*"What you have?" Wtf,has someone ever ***** told to some1 what he has srsly?Pls die rly
*Talking about bad beats in 1$ SNG-s.


I dont remember all right now,but when i will ill post it for sure.
Well,i hope my friends wont read this.Otherwise iam pretty embarrased that i talked about them like this.

LOL I just remembered this. Around a month ago I was at Foxwoods, about to leave. I pick up threes, blah blah flop a set weeeeeeeee. 2 players in the hand who have position on me. 1st fish folds the turn, 2nd just calls (leaves $1 dollar behind. Yes, $1.) But it gets worse. A ten rolls off on the river. I look at him, and then the dealer, and throw a $1 chip in. The fish then proceeds to take out $100 bill and SLAM in on the table. I'm like wtf, look at this ******. Sad thing is I knew he just sucked out on me. Super sick call down with TT ldo

really like eating while playing...

"Stop raising and reraising we want to play normal poker here"

Most of them are funny not annoying. Learn to laugh

When it is time to show down and everyone just sits there looking at each other waiting to be the last one to show. Just turn it over so we can play the next hand

LOL THIS 100X!!!!!

with forks, yes. but when you see someone with mayo all over their hands, or grease from fries, i insta-puke.

Eating potato chips very loud while someone is on hard decision on the river.And then ask "you want some?"

omg yes this omg

Or when they flip one card, TP or something, and keep the other one face down. The other guy then flips over TP as well keeping his face down.

"Oh for gods sake..."

The wild west standoff continues for 20 seconds before one of them gives in and flips over two pair or something.

A8J24 board...showdown:I have an ace.....