Bluff with the best hand..

Anyone who makes a small blind/big blind dick size innuendo joke to female dealers. It is quite possibly the lamest joke in the whole poker world and I want to smack these people in the face.

Nits tanking w/ something like the second nuts bitching about how bad they run always running into the nuts etc, and then finally calling a hand they know can never fold. Villain has like 8th nuts, nit scoops, and says wow I really thought you had aces full there blah blah blah.

Any tanking preflop.

Fish who try to coach at the table.

I did this on ACR yesterday for funsies and it worked out really well actually

The guy who calls on the river, sees he's beat, and starts looking at his losing cards for 5 minutes making faces and tapping his cards.

this shouldnt tilt you. in fact, it should excite you

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The worst is when they get shown the nuts or near nuts then tank muck after 1 minutes


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Idiot shoves pre into my KK with A9, hits an A on the river, celebrates loudly (fffuuuuu...), bigstack donk turns to him and says "nice hand" UUUSAFHAFHFHSF

Had a girl sit down at 1-2 with 200BB, played for maybe 20 min. Bluffs looked like value bets, bombed her made hands TPTK, never changed it up. Same thing everytime. Got into a hand with her, she bombed the flop, I folded air, she showed pocket AA and she asked me if I was tilted. I said "Why would I be tilted? I correctly folded the worst hand with no equity" then she continued to talk **** about me with the two people next to her, loud enough for me to hear.

Certainly more examples but generally speaking its people with poor etiquette or players that deliberately try to annoy you to get an edge. It isnt tilting cus many times its over the top obvious but it certainly drains the game of the fun factor.

You should have pulled your **** out and layed it on the table asking, "You tilted?"

You certainly sound like you are tilted.

Your comments are more tilting than anything she did.

Why are you defending yourself and talking about equity?!?

When she asks if she's tilting you just say "HA! Maybe a bit!" … Or "Nice! You're crushing me today." … or something else friendly.

Don't talk about equity or hand ranges or anything else … just let her play her less-than-average game and take her money. Quietly. And congenially.

Youse tilted fo show and dont even know.

When people vocalize their action but then don't do it. IE someone says FOLD and they hold on to their cards like idiots

U guys are funny

haHAA

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R You on tilt again sir?

He seems furry mad.

When people vocalize their action preflop when limping in.

so, just to be clear, pre-flop, villain looks at the dealer, says, "call", tosses in a couple whites, and you go on tilt.

Even more so.

When you make a bluff bet and instead of putting the chips in, the villain looks at the dealer, nods and says "I'll call"

upset he read you like a book and doesn't even bother putting a chip in because he knows it's just coming back to him?

Things people do in BBV that tilt me:

being MTT_7979

When some mid 20s guy sits at the 1/3 table with $100 and starts berating the Asian guy who plays 5k hands of baccarat for speaking mandarin at the table and folding out of turn. Then goes up to the pit boss to report him, saying it's ruining the game. Shut the **** up *******

When the true count is really high yet I'm getting slaughtered at blackjack and betting $300 on 3 spots and some broke ass ****** sits down on 3rd base with his last $20, gets a 5 or 6 as a first card and the dealer gets a 10 or Ace.

Couples playing at the same table.

The insta-rackjob after winning a big pot.