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06-03-2016 , 11:06 AM

#76

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Worst part about the deal? This is a one time opportunity. If I have to **** again it stays in because I'm not going shirtless too

06-03-2016 , 11:38 AM

#77

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

hai fraiday

06-03-2016 , 11:48 AM

#78

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

This.

Just had to wipe my butthole with socks because lol general contractors not putting a ****ter on the job and I left my tp on last job and had to use a bucket and did I mention my socks?!?!?!!!

Oh damn. ****socks.

No garden hose around? You could've gone Euro style.

But then, no towel I guess.

06-03-2016 , 12:43 PM

#79

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Yea. No water on yet cause new construction. No need to thank Obama

06-03-2016 , 12:43 PM

#80

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

This.

Just had to wipe my butthole with socks because lol general contractors not putting a ****ter on the job and I left my tp on last job and had to use a bucket and did I mention my socks?!?!?!!!

at least you had socks and a bucket, better that a tree and some leaves

06-03-2016 , 12:46 PM

#81

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Honestly I have to go again

not looking good

06-03-2016 , 12:47 PM

#82

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Also dis tread doesn't show up on first 5 pages of google when googling thanks Obama. I am disappoint son

06-03-2016 , 01:34 PM

#83

Sheep86

*** Thanks Obama - June LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,633

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

See, I can put Thanks Obama in my location so you can bring back the hotties

That is much appreciated, Mr. F. This is the best Sheep could come up with:

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06-03-2016 , 01:43 PM

#84

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

Also dis tread doesn't show up on first 5 pages of google when googling thanks Obama. I am disappoint son

It's early times still.

06-03-2016 , 02:16 PM

#85

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

It's a start.

06-03-2016 , 02:19 PM

#86

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

fake google green like sammies sauce, i started drinking

06-03-2016 , 06:53 PM

#87

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Wheres that Cigar Dan? Got 500,000 chips after day 1 of Colossus?

06-03-2016 , 11:49 PM

#88

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Broke and selling his ass on a corner?

Last edited by PasswordGotHacked; 06-03-2016 at 11:49 PM. Reason: hey its a possibility

06-04-2016 , 03:32 AM

#89

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

jdhfhhaaa hahaha im eating little raw eggs so funny

06-04-2016 , 07:30 AM

#90

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

So did Kingfish take all of Sammy's money at PLO?

06-04-2016 , 07:49 AM

#91

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

that happened?

06-04-2016 , 07:50 AM

#92

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Did anyone go see the Angry birds movie?

Spoiler:

What's the plot? Are they like the happiest birds ever until they read MTT's posts then **** bomb his house?

06-04-2016 , 08:01 AM

#93

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

I laughed when I read that they were making a movie based on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney World. That one ended up doing okay.

06-04-2016 , 08:04 AM

#94

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Sammy started today's betting early with a small €202 bet. Status so far: +€7900. Bookies hate Sammy.

The next 2 bets Sammy sold before the last game ended. Sammy could have made more money if he hadn't sold it.

Sammy ofc reinvested some of that money — profit will be even more in a few hours.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 06-04-2016 at 08:13 AM.

06-04-2016 , 09:37 AM

#95

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Sammy so rich and beautiful.

06-04-2016 , 10:22 AM

#96

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Ty Fiddle, that's very kind of you.

06-04-2016 , 04:04 PM

#97

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Thanks Obama

06-04-2016 , 04:32 PM

#98

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Meh, wanted to mix a large vodka orange, got the wrong bottle now I have a large vodka multivitamin juice to kill. It's important to get your vitamins kids. Also

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06-04-2016 , 04:33 PM

#99

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

It was probably some alien that rearranged the bottles in the fridge. Thanks FranFran

06-04-2016 , 04:37 PM

#100

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

C'mon Dan,

Tell us what happened. A majority of players get knocked out on Day One. There's no shame in it.

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