Only morons would waste their time playing poker when there is so much money to be made elsewhere. Like roulette. Go to any casino that has a roulette wheel. Each one will usually display which numbers are "hot" and which are "cold".

The "Hot" numbers are on a rush and you should bet them immediately. But as soon as their run begins to end start betting the "Cold" numbers. They are getting ready to pay off.

Easy money.

Troll away.

can't fault the logic...pretty much foolproof imo

I once moved all in on a roullette table and lost

but..i dont even..

What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

i bet $10 on 12 and 16, came out 15, i started walking off, dealer said, "amigo", i look at the table i had hit the 15...numbers were ordered on table in a weird ass way, south american casino obv.... i rub my eyes and cashing i take my mula home... happy times


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i was drunk then, im high now, sorry if you missunderstand

Or you could just steal the cash on their table.

Roulette is also funnier than poker

You know, most fish probably would have a higher winrate in roulette than poker, or rather a smaller loserate...

You can tell when they equate poker to the pit games. They'll say, "damn, I lost $500 in poker, I should have played ***insert degen table game***"

im such a fish

Just stick it all on red. It's the prettiest colour.

Now that's a system

LMFAO HOLY ****

Localized quantum fluctuation ftw