hilarity!


oh and damn them for not having a mac client

I suspect the quality of players a site like that may attract will be very low. But it will fail, like pretty much every porno/mainstream fusion yet.

I think this site is genius in the sense that it attracts the worst players possible and could cause a new "cake rush" where underage online gamblers would be breaking two laws.

so the avatars are naked?

is that all?

dont you guys remember what an epic fail nakedpoker.net was?
and that was pre UIGEA


is there anything else other than the naked avatars?

pics of g/f

i tried to register and deposit but there is no deposit options for citizens of washington state

Blue balls, imo.

lolololol

for real?

for real bro

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There are only 5 tables of NLHE running and no Omaha or Stud. I was going to sign up but it seems pointless. The games look really good from the few hands I watched and the software seems decent.

FYP.

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Well I just uninstalled stars. Supernova elite seems like a pointless goal when I can't star in a porn with my fpps.