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Old 08-04-2008, 05:30 PM   #1
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Swank Poker- Greatest or Worst poker site ever?

This site just launched and I can't stop laughing! Poker and porn all wrapped up in one! The best part of the site has to be the FPP rewards. 100,000 can get you your own porn shoot! So much for the hoodie, cap, and other logo's crap.

Someone please set the over/under on how may months this site lasts!
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:32 PM   #2
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Re: Swank Poker- Greatest or Worst poker site ever?

Perfect site for BBV, they're always talking about playing poker and wankin it at the same time.
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:49 PM   #3
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Old 08-04-2008, 06:04 PM   #4
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Re: Swank Poker- Greatest or Worst poker site ever?

hahaha wow this is brilliant

is it on its own network?
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Old 08-04-2008, 06:19 PM   #5
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Re: Swank Poker- Greatest or Worst poker site ever?

soooooooooo legit amirite?
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Old 08-04-2008, 06:22 PM   #6
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Re: Swank Poker- Greatest or Worst poker site ever?

100 FTP for 95 Swank anyone?
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Old 08-04-2008, 06:23 PM   #7
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Re: Swank Poker- Greatest or Worst poker site ever?

soo awesome i love their standard table.
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Old 08-04-2008, 07:02 PM   #8
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Re: Swank Poker- Greatest or Worst poker site ever?

I'm honestly surprised Hustler/Larry Flynt didn't try this first.

(and if Flynt owns Swank, well, that's what I get for being google lazy)

Last edited by 80sSynthPop; 08-04-2008 at 07:03 PM. Reason: I wonder who are worse poker players, sports betting degens or porn degens??
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Old 08-04-2008, 07:15 PM   #9
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Re: Swank Poker- Greatest or Worst poker site ever?

1 Hardcore Scene with a Swank Girl

Act in your own porno movie and direct it, if you have the desire! The film you make will be shown on Swank Poker and other venues. If you are shy or don’t want to be recognized, it’s OK to wear a mask. Only 100,000 Swank Points without air travel.
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Old 08-04-2008, 07:26 PM   #10
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Re: Swank Poker- Greatest or Worst poker site ever?

What's my rakeback if I catch a venereal disease from one of their prostitutes?
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Old 08-04-2008, 07:28 PM   #11
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Re: Swank Poker- Greatest or Worst poker site ever?

my gf was talking about this the other day, saying pokerstars should offer bj's etc in the fpp store. lo and behold.
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Old 08-04-2008, 07:29 PM   #12
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What's my rakeback if I catch a venereal disease from one of their prostitutes?
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Old 08-04-2008, 07:47 PM   #13
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Re: Swank Poker- Greatest or Worst poker site ever?

This is the breast poker site I've ever seen.
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Old 08-04-2008, 08:02 PM   #14
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I have a Kane mask that will finally be put to good use!
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Old 08-04-2008, 08:04 PM   #15
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Re: Swank Poker- Greatest or Worst poker site ever?

1 mess on a swank girl!

girlfriend not letting you explode on her face, or even give her a pearl necklace? ever wanted to release your fury all over a porn star? well here's your chance to give the facial of a lifetime to one of our own swank girls! XTREME RUPTURE ejaculation pills will be provided prior to the glazing(peter north uses these). Only 9 Swank points without air travel!

category : anywhere | Points required : 11
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