Re: Surefire signs that internet poker is taking over your life
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Originally Posted by stratocast
when you refer to locking your bedroom door all the time in order to have it not be suspicious when you wanna lock it to masturbate as 'balancing your door locking range'
Re: Surefire signs that internet poker is taking over your life
After running bad in SnGs i decided to play some HU cash, were i insta donked away a couple of buy ins.
During the next night i dreamed that i had to play HU against jungleman12 and if i lose the session i would only be alowed to play 300€ SnGs in the future.
Re: Surefire signs that internet poker is taking over your life
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Originally Posted by Knightsridge
2 years ago I needed new glasses and to buy them they give you a free eye test for the prescription of the lens.
Doctor says ' Do you read or use a computer a lot?'
me 'I read and I also use the computer a lot'
him 'word processing and surfing, or additional strain on the eyes'
me 'Well I play a little online poker sometimes'
him 'ok, well lets see how your eyes are'
He then switches off the lights and I do the 'please read the lines test. He says 'read the 2nd line please'
The 2nd line has a 3 K J 2. So I obviously say, 'Three, King, Jack, Deuce' I had no idea what I said was wrong until he looked at me and said 'A little poker?' Then I clued in.
Re: Surefire signs that internet poker is taking over your life
if you eat sandwiches twice a day, because you can make them on your left leg while playing, even without using a knife if you buy remoulade or mayo in the right package.
although, when you call it healthy, cause you still have some juice to flush them down.
Re: Surefire signs that internet poker is taking over your life
At dinner tonight I wondered why I was so hungry. I then realised I hadn't eaten lunch because I was sticked on my computer playing ****ing cards from the moment I woke up (noon) until then. Sick life.
Re: Surefire signs that internet poker is taking over your life
When your girlfriend asks you some inane question like "What DVD should we watch?" or "What time do you want to leave at?" and you don't really have an opinion or care, so you tap the bed/chair/desk to check.
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