Surefire signs that internet poker is taking over your life - Page 4

KenDoG_819 · 01-06-2010, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by martin9_90

I joint own 2 helicopters, 4 motorcars and 1 motocycle.

vehicle as a word just does not cut it.

opposite of motorcar = what?

[ ] non motorcar
[x] fred flintstone mobile

Hello moto...

themandude · 01-06-2010, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by aspecTL

when ur door bell rings and you have to step over more than 3 jugs of piss.

haha gold

qpac09 · 01-06-2010, 04:19 PM

when you get mad at something and you say it puts you on tilt even though it has nothing to do with poker

CHRONICFEVER · 01-06-2010, 04:28 PM

when you go to purchase something from a store and they ask you if your have a vip card,and you ask them how many fpp's you have

fish491 · 01-06-2010, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CHRONICFEVER

when you go to purchase something from a store and they ask you if your have a vip card,and you ask them how many fpp's you have

LOL

JayA · 01-06-2010, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by qpac09

when you get mad at something and you say it puts you on tilt even though it has nothing to do with poker

Hahaha, yes. I've said tilt, life tilt, and instatilt so much irl.

SmilingOrange · 01-06-2010, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by El Gonso

When you have to put together counter-proposal for a vendor contract at your day job, and refer to it as a 3-bet.

genius.

FrenchyBeerCase · 01-06-2010, 04:41 PM

Having to take a guz of my own piss to prove to my girlfriend it was apple juice.

freakBYnature · 01-06-2010, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by El Gonso

When you have to put together counter-proposal for a vendor contract at your day job, and refer to it as a 3-bet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by StrikeR300

Hate to be a nit, but isn't this just a raise?

No, the contract itself is the blind. The deal offered from Vendor is a bet, the renegotiation is a clear 3bet... lol

freakBYnature · 01-06-2010, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by FrenchyBeerCase

Having to take a guz of my own piss to prove to my girlfriend it was apple juice.

[x] wtf'ed

Chaos_ult · 01-06-2010, 04:57 PM

When everyone you know is annoyed at you for using so many poker metaphors.

"See, fixing an alternator is a lot like understanding table dynamics..."

ezakuroy · 01-06-2010, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by FrenchyBeerCase

Having to take a guz of my own piss to prove to my girlfriend it was apple juice.

wot.

CalmTheDegen · 01-06-2010, 05:04 PM

When your spending £700 on a PC, £400 On 2 monitor's + £200 On a LazyBoy PC Chair to micro grind 10NL.......

YouWishFish · 01-06-2010, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by CalmTheDegen

When your spending £700 on a PC, £400 On 2 monitor's + £200 On a LazyBoy PC Chair to micro grind 10NL.......

[x] roffled

when you're trying to cheer up a depressed friend, while multi-tabling 6max

timeforheroes · 01-06-2010, 05:15 PM

When you show three disinterested girls at a party your sharkscope graph whilst explaining that its still good despite the downswing at the end, because "you can lose 30 or so of these things in a row and its not your fault, the variance is crazy".