this one really seems to strike home with many

lol

when you cant focus in statistics class because everytime you hear the word 'range' 'value' 'variance' your mind wonders off to poker

also everytime i see something like 1/8, i keep thinking hitting a set and stacking overpairs

if this has been written, it must be shared

When you learned you had to answer "yeah just a bit, for fun" at the question "so you play poker ?"

no u man, u!

I was laughing because that is the single most ****ed up situation in minesweeper and ive been there numorous times and this used to tilt me more then any pokerhand I ever played.

was also kidding btw, wasnt realy angry, dont worry!

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

BTN: $34.40
SB: $99.35
Hero (BB): $108.35
UTG: $16.40
MP: $109.00
CO: $93.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with A K
2 folds, CO raises to $93 all in, 2 folds, Hero calls $92

Flop: ($186.50) K 9 A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($186.50) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($186.50) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $186.50
Hero shows A K (two pair, Aces and Kings)
CO shows 6 7 (three of a kind, Sixes)
CO wins $183.50
(Rake: $3.00)

When you DREAM about the hand above and wake up tilting.

loool, I got leveld then lol

nah I thought u just were doing really ****ed up

If true, love it

^^^ nice work

When you look for the "add more chips" button on the ATM

When you see a big booty chick and all you can think is "DAMN I wanna backdoor nut-nut that DONK!"

When you consider color-coordinated outfits "flush attire/flush swag".

When your biggest life epiphanies happen because you finally understand what EV is.

When you look at Bernie Madoff with slight air of respect for pulling some werewolf moves.

when you become utterly DISGUSTED with your loved ones for pulling you away from your session for "just a quick second"... Do they know how long you've been waiting to ship that $32 pot!?!?!?

When you've mastered the art of chatbox judo and enjoy the immediate shutdown of villain berating you. All you ever respond with now is "ok".

When you no longer rate a girl on a scale of 1-10, but on a scale of starting hands and hand ranks. "Yeah she's a fresh pocket jacks. Pretty attractive, just not sure if she'll hold."

When you look up and realize that you know AT LEAST 100 poker players by first and last name, their general play style, and a memorable hand they were involved with. Even scarier when you can't even name 25 U.S. Presidents.

this made me laugh out loud irl and pushed me into actually creating an account after years of lurking just to comment on