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Old 06-11-2012, 03:23 PM   #1
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Successfully applied the concept of implied odds to stack a fish and he got mad

Fish [observer]: from the month i have played on this site i have learned that it is such bull**** compared to live play. so many more coolers. so many more set over set. so many more suckouts. so many more everything. i dont expect to keep playing on this site
Fish [observer]: like that
Fish [observer]: i flop mid pair and just like nothing he catches runner runner straight
Hero: lol
Fish [observer]: its so much harder to cash out online
Fish [observer]: such worse players online
random: unlucky
Fish [observer]: the thing about online is that the players are so much worse but they seem to have so much luck all the time
Fish [observer]: like they will have jj and i will have kk and the flop comes jjk
random: he ws hed ll the wy
Fish [observer]: that happened very first tourney i played
random: ovell the ds will blne out
Fish [observer]: and just perfects a system where donks clash constantly and get payed off with 3, 2, and 1 outters
Fish [observer]: making them believe that their way of play is correct and luck will constantly pay them off
Fish [observer]: like **** sure online is more convenient
Fish [observer]: but jesus christ i know believe what all my friends have been saying about it
Hero: lol he mad
Fish [observer]: im not mad just frustrated that im let down about this whole online poker thing
Fish [observer]: had much higher expectations for it
Fish [observer]: anyways gg and gl

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Old 06-11-2012, 03:29 PM   #2
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Re: Successfully applied the concept of implied odds to stack a fish and he got mad

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Old 06-11-2012, 03:31 PM   #3
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Re: Successfully applied the concept of implied odds to stack a fish and he got mad

any pictures with less clothes of the chick?
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Old 06-11-2012, 03:35 PM   #4
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Old 06-11-2012, 03:44 PM   #5
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Re: Successfully applied the concept of implied odds to stack a fish and he got mad

I see that you didn't post the hand. How are we supposed to tell you how bad you played it.
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Old 06-11-2012, 03:58 PM   #6
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Re: Successfully applied the concept of implied odds to stack a fish and he got mad

she is an angel man nice stalking choice
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Old 06-11-2012, 04:00 PM   #7
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Re: Successfully applied the concept of implied odds to stack a fish and he got mad

How old is she, 14?
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Old 06-11-2012, 04:01 PM   #8
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I see that you didn't post the hand. How are we supposed to tell you how bad you played it.
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Old 06-11-2012, 04:01 PM   #9
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Re: Successfully applied the concept of implied odds to stack a fish and he got mad

she looks like every other asian woman. 12.
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Old 06-11-2012, 04:08 PM   #10
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she looks like every other asian woman i have seen in porn sites imo...
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Old 06-11-2012, 04:09 PM   #11
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Re: Successfully applied the concept of implied odds to stack a fish and he got mad

Thats exactly what I was thinking. 12
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Old 06-11-2012, 04:51 PM   #12
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she looks like every other asian woman. 12.
that's where the "implied odds" come in amirite?
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Old 06-11-2012, 06:44 PM   #13
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she looks like every other asian woman. 12.
On a motorbike trip in the middle of nowhere in the tropics with at my time asian ex
We stopped for a break
It's like 12pm it's pitch black and no car or anything in sight on the deserted road
There are some huge headlights approaching, pick up truck apparently. It sees us and stops
Some guys get out. They look like tourists, walking around for unknown reason
A guy estimated about 75 years old, his white T shirt damp from sweat presumably gets out and starts approaching me. He walks slowly with his arms behind his back and upper body bowing forward
He says "Good evening. How much do you want?" me: "wat"
"We're nice people. How much do you want for her" me: "Hmm.. I'm not sure I understand what you mean?"
"You can have my phone number. It's just for a few days. Don't worry, we'll take good care of her. The one standing over there.. your daughter. We like her"

[x]They do look 12

Last edited by fanapathy; 06-11-2012 at 06:56 PM. Reason: At the time I found it funny that he thought my gf was my daughter. I stopped laughing when I realized he was a pedophile
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