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Sent: 2008/03/06 14:32:10
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Subject: Hello I need help
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>Hello, I am in need of some quick assistance.
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>Saturday is the day of my wedding. I am going to marry the most
beautiful woman on the earth. What she doesn't know about is my shady
past. To sum it up, we've been together for nearly 2 years, happily, but
before I met her I had a secret. I was gay with a one-legged midget named
Phillip. Phillip must have seen that I am getting married in the
newspaper or something and I'm not even sure how he has my cell phone
number, but he left me a message saying that if I didn't give him $20,000
he is going to show my wife and family pictures of us "together". I
definitely do not have $20,000 to give him. Now I'm unsure what to do.
Maybe he will accept sexual favors instead of payment. He did love
cuddling while i sang him Elton John songs and fed him ice cream. Maybe I
should threaten him with physical harm? He cannot move very quick, after
all, he does only have one leg. I think a good kick to the head would
serve him right for bringing this on me in the first place and I was the
punter for my highschool football team so I've got strong legs.
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>Anyway, some advice would surely be appreciated. Thank you in advance,
>Ryan
Hello Ryan,
Thank you for your email.
I must admit, this is a tough situation and the possible solutions are
very limited.
My best suggestion here is to see where your heart is, and go along what
your heart tells you to do. Physical damage is out of the question of
course. And honesty, while it wont help out the situation with the
girlfriend, might bring you peace of mind, long term.
You can always try our Hubble's Freeroll and have a chance to enter our
Weekly Round 2 events, you might win some juicy prizes to pay off the
$20,000.
I hope my response helps with your problem, and remember you are always
welcome to play here at PokerStars.
Regards,
Daniel F
PokerStars Support Team