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Old 03-05-2008, 03:05 AM   #76
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Ugh still no love for the No Country for Old Men reference from a few posts ago? Disappointed in you guys imo
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Old 03-05-2008, 03:16 AM   #77
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It appears that the first night of Passover in 2008 is April 20th and the
period to which it extends is April 20th to April 27th.
****, seriously?

Beat: my parents told me the first night was the 19th...
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Old 03-05-2008, 04:36 AM   #78
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stars support > yuor parentz
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Old 03-05-2008, 08:23 AM   #79
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Re: STars support staff wins again

wtf

>Dear PokerStars Support,
>
>How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
>
>Thanks in advance.

Hello ,

Thank you for your email.

I am having trouble understanding what your email is referring to. Could
you please elaborate on your issue so that we can more effectively and
efficiently assist you with your problem. Can you please re-send your
message with a complete description of how it is we may be of assistance?

We're anxious to help you and are standing by to assist you.

Thank you for choosing PokerStars.


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Old 03-05-2008, 08:36 AM   #80
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^^^ chuck norris fwiw...easy one. don┤t you dare with the chuck!
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Old 03-05-2008, 09:43 AM   #81
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פסח שמח לכולם

This post MAY or MAY NOT deserve more love.


Im not sure yet.
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Old 03-05-2008, 10:02 AM   #82
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Slow day at the PS helpdesk.
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Old 03-05-2008, 10:16 AM   #83
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I think it's pretty cool those PS support guys show a sense of humor and don't take us (and themselfs) too serious.

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Old 03-05-2008, 11:30 AM   #84
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I sent one off. Anxiously waiting for a reply.
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Old 03-05-2008, 12:11 PM   #85
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I thought I got hacked earlier today and I emailed stars and titled it VERY VERY URGRENT

my email told them to lock my account, it took all of one minute for my acc to be locked and them reply to my email.

<3 stars
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Old 03-05-2008, 12:28 PM   #86
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I cant remember specifics, one guy said he got 10 emails in one day about play money being rigged.
HOLY CRAP, IS THIS TRUE??!!11!!eleven!! We need to start warning everybody!!(!!) I am withdrawing as I type this. SOP is to send someone to Costa Rica now, right?
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Old 03-05-2008, 12:44 PM   #87
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HOLY CRAP, IS THIS TRUE??!!11!!eleven!! We need to start warning everybody!!(!!) I am withdrawing as I type this. SOP is to send someone to Costa Rica now, right?
You're not a very funny person, DUCY?
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Old 03-05-2008, 12:50 PM   #88
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Re: STars support staff wins again

Hm, didnt get as elaborate a response as i would have preferred, but i think this is a gem nonetheless imo.

Hello Kevin,

Thanks for the email.

With regards to your suggestion, we always appreciate it when our players
think of new ideas for our site. I have forwarded your email to our 'ideas'
department who will give it further consideration.

I'm sorry, but we don't get this channel or program here so I couldn't ask
the opinion of my colleagues.

That said, I know the type of program (and girl) you are referring to. In
my opinion, if the girl is happy to be with an older guy for money, and the
guy can deal with the fact that his partner is mostly interested in his
money - then who cares? Let them get on with it.

If there is anything else we can help you with, please don't hesitate to
contact us.

Regards,

Michael S
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----- Original Message -----
From: ksloan@learnlink.emory.edu
Sent: 2008/03/05 04:23:50
To: support@pokerstars.com
Subject: Hm

> Hey guys,
> First, a suggestion-- you guys need to add 100 FPP satellites, sit and go
>satellites, something like that, but 100 FPP.....not even sure what they should
>be too, but too often i find myself with 100 FPPs and wish to not play
>something to the sunday hundred grand. Maybe a 100 FPP satellite to the sunday
>million with 1 seat per 125 players or something?
> Second, a question-- i would like pokerstars support staff take on the
>show "Millionaire Matchmaker" that is currently airing on Bravo-- are these
>women money grubbing *******s, are the guys just looking for hot young girls to
>have sex with? Can the 2 groups-- older men (usually, although sometimes they
>are young, but even the mid 30 guy goes for the 22 year old girl) and younger
>girls, be compatible? Can rich, older man actually fall in love with 20 year
>younger women, and c an women fall in love with the older men even thought they
>are 3-4 points away from each other on the attractiveness scale? I respect the
>pokerstars staff opinion on all issues in my life, and i usually take your word
>to be literal gold-- so if you could ask around the office and get some
>consensus on this, and pass on my suggestion that would be fantastic.
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Old 03-05-2008, 12:51 PM   #89
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ALL YOU GUYS WHO SEND THOSE TIME-WASTING EMAILS, FOAD SRSLY

TASDJg asiogh
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Old 03-05-2008, 02:11 PM   #90
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I respect the pokerstars staff opinion on all issues in my life, and i usually take your word to be literal gold
lol
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Old 03-05-2008, 02:43 PM   #91
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Old 03-05-2008, 02:50 PM   #92
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This post MAY or MAY NOT deserve more love.


Im not sure yet.

It just means "Happy Passover to Everyone"
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Old 03-05-2008, 03:47 PM   #93
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i lold hard
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Old 03-05-2008, 04:06 PM   #94
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Hahaha classic.
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Old 03-05-2008, 05:06 PM   #95
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Re: STars support staff wins again

Well my one backfired:



----- Original Message -----
From: xxxx
Sent: 2008/03/05 10:30:20
To: support@pokerstars.com
Subject: Hi there

>Hi,
>
>My account username is Gullanian. I recently self excluded myself again
>because I am worried about my gambling.
>
>Anyway I was wondering, is the Antartica a continent, and if it is, when
it
>melts from global warming will people delete if off maps? Also, Antartica
>is in the north what's in the south, is that a continent as well? And are
>penguins found north or south?
>
>Many thanks
>
>Tom
>



Hello Thomas,

Thank you for your email, though we're sorry to hear you're having
difficulties.

It came to our attention that on your most recent email you clearly
state "I recently self excluded myself again because I am worried about my
gambling"

I have permanently closed your account; it will not be reopened under any
circumstances. We wish you the best in your recovery. If you are
interested, we would like to suggest two excellent organizations that can
offer support and counseling services for those who feel gambling have had
an impact in their lives:

Gamblers Anonymous, which can be found at:

http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/

GamCare, which can be found at:

http://www.gamcare.org.uk/

Best wishes to you, and if there is anything else we can help you
with, please let us know.


Regards,

Gustavo
PokerStars Support Team


That sucks pretty hard, stars is the only site that does $10 deposits so now I gotta deposit $50
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Old 03-05-2008, 05:13 PM   #96
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poker darwinism
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Old 03-05-2008, 06:20 PM   #97
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hahahahaha HoldThem, you just pwned yourself ^^

btw (if you weren't joking) Antarctica IS in the south, and it'll just shrink due to global warming, since a big part of it is solid land (pls correct me if I'm wrong). Penguins are found at both poles, too.
I could work for support imo.
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Old 03-05-2008, 06:29 PM   #98
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Well my one backfired:



----- Original Message -----
From: xxxx
Sent: 2008/03/05 10:30:20
To: support@pokerstars.com
Subject: Hi there

>Hi,
>
>My account username is Gullanian. I recently self excluded myself again
>because I am worried about my gambling.
>
>Anyway I was wondering, is the Antartica a continent, and if it is, when
it
>melts from global warming will people delete if off maps? Also, Antartica
>is in the north what's in the south, is that a continent as well? And are
>penguins found north or south?
>
>Many thanks
>
>Tom
>



Hello Thomas,

Thank you for your email, though we're sorry to hear you're having
difficulties.

It came to our attention that on your most recent email you clearly
state "I recently self excluded myself again because I am worried about my
gambling"

I have permanently closed your account; it will not be reopened under any
circumstances. We wish you the best in your recovery. If you are
interested, we would like to suggest two excellent organizations that can
offer support and counseling services for those who feel gambling have had
an impact in their lives:

Gamblers Anonymous, which can be found at:

http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/

GamCare, which can be found at:

http://www.gamcare.org.uk/

Best wishes to you, and if there is anything else we can help you
with, please let us know.


Regards,

Gustavo
PokerStars Support Team


That sucks pretty hard, stars is the only site that does $10 deposits so now I gotta deposit $50
You're not THE Gullanian, are ya?
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Old 03-05-2008, 07:57 PM   #99
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Penguins are found at both poles, too.
There are no penguins at the north pole.
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Old 03-05-2008, 08:35 PM   #100
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There are no penguins at the north pole.
He speaks the truth...
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