Definately the best thread ive read in weeks. n1 op

This is awesome! I sometimes help answer support questions and would think this was hilarious if it happened to us....

That being said, please do not spam our support with these type of questions, unless you reallllllllllllly need them answered. Then we will be glad to help

P.s I believe the moon affects the earths tide because of the gravitational pull. Also just a tid bit of info, if the moon wasn't there it would totally destroy the earths eco system as tides are the way the water oxygenates itself.

can you trade me 100 bucks on stars for 100 bucks on sunpoker?

by so much it's sick, I usually have to wait 2 weeks for a rediculously stupid answer from FTP instead of a day for a legit answer at stars

dear poker stars,
i need to take a dump on your forehead please halp


dear customer sir,
please take a huge dump on my head. That would make everything wonderful. I hope you enjoyplaying on Stars.

signed,
Pokerstars support




This is 100% real and completely not fake, this is an actual support email i sent and received back.

Someone create a wiki for doomswitch, then email stars. gogog

Fwiw Host Ellis, hes old school dont know how many of you remember him......surely knows me by my SN-- we were actually meant to go get drinks in london if i ever came to visit, lol. I sent pokerstars support 983 e-mails over a year period complaining of bad beats and insisting their site was rigged-- this was during my 2nd year of poker.

Variance: I was a BIG winning player in the first 3 years of poker, probably when i bitched the most, i didnt expect to lose. Now that i bitch AND expect to lose, i absoluttely suck. That or the games are really THAT much more difficult.

for a change, I'm real happy that I checked BBV today

nice work

PS, I U

That one is even better. Hahahahaha

god the leather jacket one is hilarious, good thread A+
Pokerstars support for prez

post in epic topic

hahaha Stars

hadnt the stars support made like a paint competition here?
(linky linky)

Obv. Stars roxx.

FYP

pokerstars 4 life

Why is yhis getting no love?

because its fake

[x] your a douche

Hello Zach,

Thank you for contacting us today, we appreciate your feedback!

I am sending your suggestion to Management for consideration.

Please be sure, that we do take your ideas seriously and appreciate the
time you spent to send us your email. If we decide to develop a new
feature, based on our player's suggestions, we will proceed to inform
them immediately.

Personally, the most I have lost is $200 on a coin flip, but won the next
2 flips so ended up in front.

Feel free to contact us should you need our assistance, we are here to
help.


Regards,

TomV
PokerStars Support Team





----- Original Message -----
From:
Sent: 2008/03/04 14:40:22
To: support@pokerstars.com
Subject: headsup question

>Hi Pokerstars,
>
>Gildwulf here from 2p2. I was just wondering when you are going to get
>highstakes limit headsup tables. That would be very nice.
>
>Also, what is the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
>
>cheers,
>Zach
>

lol @ at the No Country refernce that totally went unnoticed, would havebeen cooler if they caught that

I'm Leprous_Hand and I approve this thread

i want to say that a few months ago scotty was talking about making a bunch of the funniest support e-mails into a book, but for all i know he was just joking around

I would pay $100 for this book from pokerstars.

i asked stars support about a fast way to factorize large numbers, but they answered with a standard RNG-is-safe-and-unbeatable-imo-ldo-response. i is not happy

I just came home from a session of card deadness and getting no action on AA or KK but JJ 2 callers chopping a str8 with AJ. Total pissy. But then I read this thread. Thank you to everyone who just made my night I can now sleep peacefully after my stomach muscles calm down from all the laughter I just went through.