This response is so-so, but thread deserves a bump.

2nd

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Thank you for your email.

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In regards to quantum teleportation, while I am cannot proclaim to be
familiar with this topic, after doing a quick search I have uncovered some
information on this topic that you might find useful.

"Quantum teleportation, or entanglement-assisted teleportation, is a
technique used to transfer information on a quantum level, usually from
one particle (or series of particles) to another particle (or series of
particles) in another location via quantum entanglement. It does not
transport energy or matter, nor does it allow communication of information
at superluminal (faster than light) speed. Its distinguishing feature is
that it can transmit the information present in a quantum superposition,
useful for quantum communication and computation.

More precisely, quantum teleportation is a quantum protocol by which a
qubit a (the basic unit of quantum information) can be transmitted exactly
(in principle) from one location to another. The prerequisites are a
conventional communication channel capable of transmitting two classical
bits (i.e. one of four states), and an entangled pair (b,c) of qubits,
with b at the origin and c at the destination. (So whereas b and c are
intimately related, a is entirely independent of them other than being
initially colocated with b.) The protocol has three steps: measure a and b
jointly to yield two classical bits; transmit the two bits to the other
end of the channel (the only potentially time-consuming step, due to speed-
of-light considerations); and use the two bits to select one of four ways
of recovering c. The upshot of this protocol is to permute the original
arrangement ((a,b),c) to ((b′,c′),a), that is, a moves to where c was and
the previously separated qubits of the Bell pair turn into a new Bell pair
(b′,c′) at the origin."

To review the full content of this information please visit the following
link:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_teleportation

In addition I would recommend visiting:

http://researchweb.watson.ibm.com/qu.../teleportation

This link provides a quick history, informative diagrams and hyper links
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Regards,

NathanM

oh hai there wulf!

This is the best thread ever.

I wish pokerstars had rakeback so it would make sense for me to play there. Sigh.

Half of these e-mails are really funny, and the other half are sent by people who have no business ever trying to be clever in the first place, imo...

what year did you go to upenn, jazzy?

bump

strong ps

this thread is beast

MOAR

+1

lol i got a few good emails from stars, most recently about a frisbee which i got specially as a single item from the fpp store =).

although they also wrongly accused me of multi accounting and dealt with it rater awfully imo, pfft proved my innocence. The funny moment came when they said my daughter could play on the site.....

wtf i sent them my id 3x clearly stating i was 19 at the time, how the hell would i have a daughter old enough to gamble already. WTF

hit and miss with the support team though

lol supportaments

post it, ldo.

lol wow.....wonder if they know any calculus

How about sending similar mails to other sites' support? For all we know, they might be even more awesome. You could create a contest between stars and ftp, claiming stars have helped you with similar topics before.

Hell, this could turn into something like the hilarious Nigerian scam pics floating around the net, when the sites try to out-help us.

I sent a legimate question to Full Tilt. This was my response.



This message was automatically sent from Full Tilt Poker, and no response is necessary.

We have received your email, and a representative will respond to you shortly.

Thank you for playing at Full Tilt Poker

LOLOLOL

this thread is hilarious.. hahahaahahahahah

LOL, i love how OP puts "URGENT!" in the subject line.


hahahahahah

L O L

ask them what else you could do with youre time!

They might help you nerd

Loool, nice

Someone ask support where babies come from!

this thread makes me want to apply for a job at pokerstars support..seriously

anyone: ??

lol, same here

So many lols ITT.