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?

Are you really that thick? Here, I'll help you out: the key part of the quote is "also written (..) orang utan".
Hidden tip (I'll tell you cause I'm a nice guy, after all): Make sure you're right before correcting someone else

Still waiting for a response..

Hello Maxime, Thank you for emailing us.

There are a lot of guys that are good picking up girls, but don't foolyourself into thinking that you are either destined to be good with girls ornot, that is a thing that every guy needs to learn. Don't think that you will only find girls to date in a pub or a bar; theyare everywhere; in stores, in class, at work, etc. you just need to pay moreattention and open up to a much wider environment, the best thing to do islook for one that you will feel more confident in it. As soon as you see a girl and you think she is cute, go talk to her.

Depending of where you are, you can start with really neutral questions like"What do you think of this place?" because it really doesn't matter what yousay, you just need to be a little confident, comfortable and in control ofthe situation, trust yourself, girls love that. Try not to give those cheap compliments like how nice she is, or how cuteshe is or even worse "When I saw your face I thought I died and went toheaven" (and I've heard that one), she got that from 10 different guysduring the day, just try not to be the eleventh. You can handle the laterconversation, so just try not to do what every guy does when trying to pickup a girl, don't focus on her appearance because she will appreciate yourcompliment, but wont find you attractive or interesting. If you ask a girl "what to do to meet a girl", she will always say, you justneed to be yourself, just treat her normally like one of your friends, donot treat her differently, that will make it a lot easier for you and I'msure she will fall for that.

You said that you are a pretty funny and friendly guy, take advantage ofthose qualities, don't think that if you talk to a girl and she's notinterested in you, is the end of the world. Remember, there are a lot of types of girls with different tastes, you mightfind a couple that are not interested in you, but if you don't make a move,you might miss a girl that was attracted to you, just waiting for you tohave the guts to go talk to her. I hope I could help you out a little, be confident you have nothing to lose,and let us know how it goes

Regards, Alberto G.PokerStars Support Team

----- Original Message -----From: xxxxxx@hotmail.comSent: 2008/03/29 09:14:39To: support@pokerstars.comSubject: Dear Mr. PokerStars Support >>Dear Mr. PokerStars Support,

> >I'm recently having some issues picking up chicks. I consider myself as anot bad looking guy, I have my own style and I think I dress pretty well.I'm not fat, I work out, I think I'm a pretty funny and friendly guy overall.

> >But, I don't know... when a girl attracts me, in a pub or a club, I nevermake the move, it's like I'm stucked, I can't seem to find the guts to justgo towards her and start chatting.

> >I think it's just the "approach" part that I suck at. When I'm in aconversation it's not a problem to hold it, it's just very difficult to meto start it... Maybe you have some good advices...

> >Thanks in advance> >Maxime

rofl, some pretty in-depth advice there.

***** better than mens health id say

Could they solve math problems though?

well if you're so smart why didn't you see my ninja edit of your quote there smartass?

he probably just politely ignored it

Hello xxxxxx,

Thank you for your email.

I'm not sure if this email was intended for us. If it was, I hate
mathematics.

Feel free to contact us should the need arise.


Regards,

Eddie
PokerStars Support Team


----- Original Message -----
From: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: 2008/03/30 09:23:08
To: support@pokerstars.com
Subject: Help me please

>2x^2 - 8 = 0
>
>Regards,
>
>xxxxxxxxxx
>

uh oh looks like there getting tired of the emails.

brag: stars support gave me a call to talk to me on teh phonez

several times here, even on the past 25th december

did they wish you a merry christmas?

funny ass post

has anyone given stars support a link to this thread yet?

You guys just plain suck.

This is the single greatest thread I have ever read on any forum in my life

Unfortunately I already play exclusively on Pokerstars, because now I can't switch to them because of this thread which I clearly would do.

Someone pointed out to you before that you apparently have no clue about marketing or economics. Funny thing is: I know nothing about these things myself but I have learned a few simple and easy to understand (even for oRang~UtAn/s) principles:

happy worker = good worker
good worker = happy customer
happy customer = more customers
more customers = more monies

Sugar Nut

P.S. regarding the UB issue in trambopoline's post:

I'm sure UB Support has all hands full dealing with fending off reasonable and serious cheating accusations (not ur average doomswitch rant) because of being affiliated with a site that has superusers ****ing with highstakesplayers money.

fyp

I wonder how much poontang AlbertoG gets.....just hit on every girl at the bar, is his advice, and its good, bcuz it has to work at some point

Hello xxxx,

Thank you for contacting us.

You can order the 'Name A Star' package from our FPP Store, and name the
star whatever you want. Naming it after her is definitely a romantic
option.

A cookie basket is also a nice option. What effect this gift would have, I
can't really say, but all girls love gifts, so you can't really go wrong.

The Matrix is definitely a hard movie to grasp and understand. Is Neo
supposed to be Jesus? Perhaps. I would advise you to visit the following
address to help you on your quest towards understanding The Matrix:

http://www.thematrix101.com/matrix/meaning.php


The site features many different theories on all the different scenes in
the movie. For example:

"The cookie. Lots of interesting theories on the cookie. Since this is all
a computer program, some strongly believe the cookie is a literal browser
cookie. It's a small bit of information stored locally, ie, it's some bit
of code the Oracle has planted in Neo. Is it an extra push down the path?"

You could perhaps ask yourself the latter question before deciding whether
or not to order the Cookie Basket from our FPP Store.

If we can be of further assistance, feel free to contact us with any
questions or concerns you may have.

Have a nice day!

All the best,

Fredrik E
PokerStars Support Team







----- Original Message -----
From:
Sent: 2008/04/02 05:50:02
To: support@pokerstars.com
Subject: Quick question

>
>hey guys,
>
>sfkeelhauled here, had a fe quick questions been on my mind recently. i
am seeing this girl, been out on a few dates, hooked up, but not the big
hook up yet ( if u catch my drift imo )....
>do i get her the name a stars with fpp points? or the cookie basket,
since i honestly just want her cookie if u know what i mean.
>
>also, i was watching the matrix, and whats the deal with that? is he
supposed to be jesus?

Hello,

Thank you for your email.

In the movie Deja Vu, Denzel Washington is essentially duplicated when he
travels back in time. Consequently, there are two, different, Denzel
Washingtons that are alive at one time - much like when you photocopy a
piece of paper, there are now two copies of that paper. Given that each
Mr Washington will have had different experiences and different memories,
they are not the same person.

Since the Mr Washingtons are different people, they would both be welcome
to play online poker at PokerStars. While providing appropriate
identification would be challenging, we would also ensure that they are
not able to sit at the same table to prevent any appearance of impropriety.

While, of course, we are not suggesting that Mr Washington would seek to
collude with Mr Washington, this is standard practice for all customers
who play online from the same household.

I trust that this has been helpful to you, but please feel free to contact
us again anytime if we can help you further.

Regards,

Michael J
PokerStars Support Team


----- Original Message -----
From: jonathan.treadway8407@gmail.com
Sent: 2008/04/02 18:30:07
To: support@pokerstars.com
Subject: Quick Question

>Hey. I play as Mr.Treadway on stars. I've had a question really burning at
>my mind.. First, in Deja Vu the movie with Denzel Washington. Is he alive
in
>2 places? That's really weird to me? If he was playing online poker in
both
>places, would it be illegal? Thanks.
>

Best thread I've read so far on 2+2 not ACTUALLY lol'd in ages on the internet kudos