Hello Jonathan,

Thank you for your email.

We love all of our players including from the US, and 2+2 forum-goer's
have generated lots of interesting (yet irrelevant) questions for us to
ponder. I think it's a lie that you all have so many girlfriends that get
taken out to dinner or watch movies with all the time, but that's just my
opinion :P

I prefer Chinese, and I don't think that there are cats in the food. And
you *have* to eat it with chop sticks ("when in Rome"). You can't use a
fork because that's not real Chinese or Japanese.

It's like the difference between drinking beer out of a can or a bottle -
one just tastes better!

We wish you the best of luck at the tables and thank you for choosing
PokerStars.


Regards,

Tim
PokerStars Support Team


----- Original Message -----
From: jonathan.treadway8407@gmail.com
Sent: 2008/04/03 22:42:52
To: support@pokerstars.com
Subject: Question

>Hey. I have a question... As you know and have experienced.. Pokerstars
>support is awesome.. We here in the US have tons of questions that you
guys
>answer so greatly..Do you enjoy getting questions that you can help us
with
>that aren't poker related.. It's so beneficial to us to have such a great
>support staff just an email away. It's truly made my life better... With
>that said.
>My g/f and i went out for Japanese tonight. Do you prefer Japanese or
>Chinese? Do you think there are really cats in the food? I really like
>Chinese better. Cats or no cats. What is your opinion on chopsticks? Why
not
>just use a fork?
>

ROFL

^^^ Pokerstars Support Wins Again ^^^

might want to hide your email addy JT =)

haiku joke and dude getting his account closed are winning this threads, many close follow ups though

A+

Nit.

good read AaronA

lolz

Well I asked a sausage gravy recipe in BBV4L and ran it over with stars to see what they thought:

Hello John,

Thank you for your email.

I am sorry to hear that you are not playing poker in your favorite site
as I
understand how important it is to feel comfortable and enjoy the
experience
while one is playing poker.

We do have several promotions and bonus offers for our customer and I
am
positive you will be able to receive one of these in the future. Please
check our Promotions page for more information on our current offers:

http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/promotions/

You can check for additional biscuit and sausage gravy recipes on the
following link:

http://www.cooks.com/rec/search/0,1-..._gravy,FF.html

although I understand one always enjoys more his own gravy as it was
his own
making and creation.

I hope you can continue your cooking experiences with success and also
enjoy
playing poker at our tables.

If you have any other questions, feel free to contact us.

Regards,

Miguel B
PokerStars Support Team


----- Original Message -----
From: brainfreeze02001@yahoo.com
Sent: 2008/04/07 06:02:46
To: support@pokerstars.com
Subject: sausage gravy

>I put my money on Brunsons site and really regretting now as PS is my
faavorite site. I just bought some ingredients for Biscuits and gravy
and
found a really good recipe. If I sent you the recipe as well as a
sample of
the gravy would you be willing to credit me a little bit of money to
try and
get started again. It's actually th best sausage gravy I've ever had
and
well worth it. If you are willing I'd would greatly appreciate it.
Thank
you for your time and help.
>
> Brainfreeze0
>

omg by far the best thread ever... epic

This thread is pure gold and to all the whiners: come on it's obv that support likes these mails.. They have fun @ work, we get a laugh here

PERFECT PERFECT

Hello Michael,

Thank you for your email.

Such a difficult question... Both would be torture and who would answer

all the support emails? I would rather watch the A Team.


Regards,

DarrenD
PokerStars Support Team


----- Original Message -----
From:
Sent: 2008/04/07 08:59:55
To: support@pokerstars.com
Subject: your decision

Hello Pokerstars Support,

you get forced to watch either 'my little pony' or 'the
teletubbies'.


What is your decision?


Best regards,
Michael

Hello John,

Thank you for emailing us.

Allow me to explain that we do run reload bonus promotions from time to

time, however you are not eligible for any deposit bonus at the moment.

Please be aware that we will notify our players when they are eligible
for
such promotions via email, and our promotion website, which can be
found
here:

http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/promotions/

In regards to rakeback, we strive to give all players the lowest rake -
"rakeback" promotions only serve to charge players more rake, and then
give it back at some later date. If you compare the rake schedules
across
sites, I suspect you will find PokerStars is among the lowest, if not
the lowest, in terms of percentage for rake.

In regards to the duel, you need to consider a few extremely important
aspects;

Firstly, we never saw Yoda in his prime. While we saw him perform some
amazing feats against Count Dooku, he could have easily been three or
four
times faster and more powerful in his 30's, when he first became a Jedi

Master, and completed his Padawan apprenticeship (my assumption; not a
fact). He may have been reckless with his powers in his youth, which
caused sheer-less aggression, that even the likes of Neo could not
stop.
(Again, assumption, not a fact. His wisdom in the movie's suggest he
has
made some mistakes in the past, and has learnt from them).

You would also need to keep in mind that Neo's fighting powers really
only
worked in the Matrix. While at the end of the third movie it showed he
had
some powers outside of it, all his fighting powers occurred inside the
Matrix against Agents, specifically Agent Smith.

So let's take the assumption that they duelled in the Matrix. The whole

point of the Matrix, as Morpheus explains to Neo in the first movie of
the
trilogy is you can do anything you want, as long as your mind will let
you. Now factor in the fact that Yoda could move objects, even large
ones,
and fire lightning from his hands in the real world. How do you think
he
would hold up in a virtual one?

I think considering the fact we have never seen the full extent of
Yoda's
power, and the fact that the force surrounds everything (including the
Matrix), it would only be reasonable to conclude that Yoda would win
the
fight, and dare I say, possibly even destroy the Matrix.

Answer your question, I hope this does.

May the force be with you.


Regards,

JeffreyV
PokerStars Support Team

A+

u have caught the ghey imo.

*Bump*

All the love in the world 4 this thread. PS support rock 4evah. A+++++. More please.

NO

as with anything remotely funny that shows up on 2+2, it started out great but has been driven into the ground.

in an unrelated story, do you guys know what the odds of being dealt AA 4 times in a row is? IT'S 50/50 - IT EITHER HAPPENS OR IT DOESN'T!!!!!!!!! OMGLOLRICKROLLBBQCOPTERSKATES

Thank you for contacting PokerStars.

We value our player's feedback and I am sending your suggestion for bounty
tournaments to our Ideas box for consideration.

Please be sure, that we do take your ideas seriously and appreciate the
time you spent to send us your email. If we decide to develop a new
tournament, based on your suggestions, we will proceed to inform you
immediately.

As the old saying goes, honesty is the best policy and with that in mind,
unfortunately I do not believe I have the necessary life experiences to
provide you with any meaningful advice on the situation you have
described. I wish you all the best and hope that everything works out in
the end.

If there is anything else we can help you with, please do not hesitate to
let us know.


Kind Regards,

PeterZ
PokerStars Support Team




----- Original Message -----


>
>
>Dear support,
>
>
>
>I have been curious about when Poker Stars would be creating a "bounty"
tournaments on a regular schedule for us players to enjoy?
>
>
>
>Also, I need to confide with you about something I have been scared to
tell my fiancee becuase it might tear our relationship apart. I cheated on
my fiancee over 2 months ago. It was a one time thing only and it never
meant nothing at all.....really! I was drunk and saw her there.... and it
happened! Anyways, I think I contracted a STD from the one night stand and
I am afraid I gave it to my fiancee also because she is complaining about
itching and a rash in her "private region". She is going to the doctor's
office tomorrow to have tests done and I know if she has a STD I am
screwed. The problem is...I had sex with a sheep and I dont know which one
it was or if that sheep is still alive to have it tested. The question is:
should I just be up front and honest with her about everything and accept
my fate like a real man or should I try to throw the blame at her saying
she cheated on me. Man, I put myself in a bad position on this one. Your
advice is greatly appreciated.
>
>
>
>
>

please stop send these really stipid questions or the suport:
it's really dumb and stupid
i like this thread pretty much but i belive it's going to be annoying if you'd send such idiotic e-mail as quoted in future

then don't read this thread because in case you didnt notice...or didnt realize....ALL THE QUESTIONS ARE IRRELIVANT!!!

some of this question was fun, some was close to but quote above it's just pretty dumby and uggly, like it made 14y old gay

This thread is ****ing epic.

[X] Ban

this post wins 4 life