Ok Boys – Sorry for the long post but I hope that it’s worth the read tl;dr at the bottom

So just over three weeks ago I am getting smacked around at a 10/25 game and get fed up with the fact they are taking like 30$ from the rake when they think we are too dumb to notice. So we head over to the Hard Rock in Tampa to **** around and look for some wandering vajayjay. What takes place at the first table I sit at may change my life forever. So about three hours in, I am drinking as many vodka pineapple cranberries as possible ( Gay drink, but w/e) and start telling people about my life story.

I get to the part of about women since the pocket pussy I am using as a card protector is starting to draw much attention. Well, I tell the guy sitting across from me, “Beans”, that I am ready to settle down and get married. He proceeds to tell me marriage is overrated, but I insist I need a woman to come home to every night and just settle down. He probes and asks if I am serious. I nod in acknowledgment and the next thing out of his mouth is just crazy.
“My wife’s best friend from college is graduating school in mid May and her student Visa expires in the summer, and she’s looking to get married to stay here.”

In my drunken state this immediately seemed like a great idea. He tossed me his business card, I stuck it in my wallet went on to bust him, and made 6600$ at a 100 max buyin table by the end of the night. (BRAG) Fast forward to about 5 days ago. I am looking for the card of a guy I met in a home game when I stumble across “Beans’” card. I decide WTF and email him

“Beans,
Hey Man, my name is Marc. About three weeks ago we played at the Hard Rock in Tampa together and I was sitting directly across the table from you. I am a pretty memorable guy as I am usually loud and giving away my chips! You had given me your card and told me a story of a friend of yours that lives I believe in XXXXX that was here on a student visa of some sort and wanted to get married. You could have been totally messing around, but if you were serious man hook it up. If you are for real get back to me and get my in touch with her. If not, o well you were a cool guy so take care. Thanks man!

Marc” … now this was 930pm, so either he uses his BlackBerry 24/7 or was at the computer because within THREE minuetes, I got this…

“I know exactly who you are…wazzup bro? I’ve been back a few times…should be back again this weekend. I believe that night, I gave you and your boy my chips! Another night in the name of poker. Glad you emailed…check her out.
BTW- I told her about you and she was excited…and she will move to Tampa. I can make this happen easily…no bull****.”
At which time he includes some pictures




Here are some more e-mail exchanges. I will just give his replies hopefully you can figure out the questions.
Her name is XXX…she is on a student Visa which expires in just over a month. She’s Bulgarian- speaks 5 languages. Very bright. Parties but not over the top (not a coke head). Her friends are hot. She’s also an extremely talented artist…like art I would buy (and I’m picky). Wants to be a wife with a nice guy…

I told her all about you…she’s excited. I think ya’ll will hit it off.

I just need to get you two together…let me work that angle.

Your future wife is pretty f’n hot! How funny would that be? Dude you meet playing poker hooks you up with a wife you’ve never met…**** is crazy.
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Sent her your emails…she was really excited (not just excited, really excited).

She wants to see you and talk to you…I told her it may even be better just to get you together- I’ll take you all out drinking, get you two to make out and take it from there ;-)

I’m having her research Fla. law and then if you all are ready, we’ll set a date and she’ll fly down here and get you married by a justice of the peace.

I was cracking up- because she is happy to be a good wife.
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I told her you were eclectic, genuine, funny and not at all boring…also that you had been in trouble and you were looking to settle down. She is down with all of that.
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She thinks you’re really cute and you seem like a really nice guy…

What’s the deal with all the CVS ****? Is your dad the owner of a CVS?

If you’re serious, we need to set a date…let me know what works for you (after 5-18 because that’s her graduation).
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Your questions are all good…what took you so long? ;-)

She’s going to live with you (unless you don’t want that), cook for you- clean for you and love you (including sex, of course)…and I’m not just saying that.

She’ll get a job…she’s really smart- has a cool accent.

It’s f’n odd…I know.

Get a prenup…she’s fine with that.

BTW- I’ll be at Hard Rock Sat and Sun if you want to take more of my money.
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I then tell him that she is 100% paying for ATLEATS 1/2 of everything and that she has to pay for all lawyer fees for the prenub and w/e other **** needs to be done … he replies with "Of course…she’s got money"

So here it is BBV, what’s my play? Do I marry this girl? – My situation....22 – 2 semesters left of college( have taken 2 years off to **** around, but am enrolled this semester Dean’s List and all) I am an above average poker player but about .00001 percentile in money management/ gambling/ getting drunk and going broke. So I will have 30k one day, and broke the next. I will have plenty of money when a certain birthday approaches, enough to live comfortably, but probably not enough to just sit home and never work. I have gained 60 lbs since I got out of highschool so I am in less than stellar physical shape. I do still however pull broads because “ my personality” and most of the time I am flashing money around. What would you do BBV, do I marry this chick? I will keep this thread updated with all new events up to the wedding, which you can all attend. I don't know if it says it in any of the e-mails but she's 23 and graduating school this semester (A big US University but I am not sure of Grad or Undergrad)

Cliffnotes: OP meets stranger at poker game, said stranger says he knows a decent looking forgeiner looking to marry to stay in the country. OP is doing nothing with his life and is thinking about marrying a complete stranger.

Sorry for the ****ty writing and bad grammar. I am too lazy to go back.

oh
my
god

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epiccccccc

and my god yes marry her, worst case senario u hit that a bunch of times then divorce that ****. prenub my brotha

Didn't read the whole thing but according to the pics she's a keeper

i scamed

tl;dr but based on pictures, marry with prenup.

tl;dr. Scame, obv. Probably a dude.

lol

MARRY HER
On second thought, keep in mind that you are young.

Pics of OP are needed to accuratley judge how the relationship will turn out.

for ****s sake, seriously!!

id say meh, pretend to marry her then hit her up and then ship her back to where ever the hell she is from... but then tl;dr

Too long, did read, A+ thread, marry her, hook me up with her hot friends.

meet her first imo

+1 i'll marry her if yo udont want too hahah

Most of the friends I've told the story to said that I should get a contract about the sexual activities, and one has offered me up to 25k to have it said in this contract that he can bang her at least once a week. I respectfully declined because I mean she could turn out to be my soul mate. I am not doing anything with my life right now so wtf, if it works I have a better than average looking wife that's educated and able body... if it doesn't I have a sick story to tell. I am all about sick stories. I think the only thing I need to worry about is a prenub. But he said she has money. So i need to figure out if maybe she has tons of loot, then I can rob her if needed. Also, there are some concerns she could be a man. So she will be throughly inspected before then. Also if she has an STD I will not marry her.

lol omg dew it jesus christ invite all of 2+2 to the wedding

funny

**** it why not, in some parts of the world this is how **** works all the time. prenub is ESSENTIAL

wow, just wow...

Most things in life that are too good to be true usually are. That said, marry her. And several weeks from now, post an epic brag/beat thread.

wowow

subscribing to this thread because I don't have time to read it, but the pictures look good.

and lol

Obv meet before setting dates dum dum.

It's a tarp imo.

posting in an epic thread imo

Biggest level ever?

Or

OP has downsyndrome..

I def. will spend atleast one week with her here in Tampa before I marry her. I am hoping all goes well.