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09-02-2015 , 04:41 AM

#201

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

I need a new avatar

09-02-2015 , 04:43 AM

#202

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Oh hai tbh35 you soab, I missed your hookers and blow fridays. Last Friday I was in Belgrade, so drunk tjat stupid hookers stole my belt!!

09-02-2015 , 05:00 AM

#203

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

Oh hai tbh35 you soab, I missed your hookers and blow fridays. Last Friday I was in Belgrade, so drunk tjat stupid hookers stole my belt!!

It's okay she probably hung herself with it

09-02-2015 , 05:01 AM

#204

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

FranFran, FiddyFace should hook you up with a Jessica Alba gif avatar

09-02-2015 , 05:07 AM

#205

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

So we made 200 posts on day one.

any good ones?

09-02-2015 , 05:12 AM

#206

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Jessica Alba sounds too fidstar

Spoiler:

09-02-2015 , 05:12 AM

#207

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Oh hai fid, I was worried

09-02-2015 , 05:18 AM

#208

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

After the first 4 inches it was like ****ing a virgin.

09-02-2015 , 05:25 AM

#209

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

Fid I still demand an assessment of Miley Cirus' Australian dialect mimicking skillz. Otherwise I will henceforth assume her to be Australian.

09-02-2015 , 05:58 AM

#210

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

7/10

09-02-2015 , 05:59 AM

#211

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

After the first 4 inches it was like ****ing a virgin.

Like a boss

09-02-2015 , 06:18 AM

#212

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

After the first 4 inches it was like ****ing a virgin.

It was the best quarter inch of thrust of your life

09-02-2015 , 06:35 AM

#213

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Hi

09-02-2015 , 06:36 AM

#214

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

Hi

09-02-2015 , 09:04 AM

#215

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Rolling in at 6am is gross. Having to get up in 2 hrs is grosser

09-02-2015 , 09:44 AM

#216

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

o have a strange hal;f hangover, i got drunk at 6;30 and then stppoed drinking by 9

so half **** you wednesday

09-02-2015 , 10:15 AM

#217

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Rolling in at 6am is gross. Having to get up in 2 hrs is grosser

Indeed.

09-02-2015 , 10:24 AM

#218

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Rolling in at 6am is gross. Having to get up in 2 hrs is grosser

Feel this. Stayed with a girl last night. Went to bed at 2 had to get up at 4 so she could go to a dr appt 2 hours away. Doesn't matter, had sex. Confirmed only 117 pounds though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

o have a strange hal;f hangover, i got drunk at 6;30 and then stppoed drinking by 9

so half **** you wednesday

So much this i have a really odd one today.

09-02-2015 , 10:31 AM

#219

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

CigarDan is your St. Pauli friend Fafa Picault?

09-02-2015 , 10:51 AM

#220

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

Feel this. Stayed with a girl last night. Went to bed at 2 had to get up at 4 so she could go to a dr appt 2 hours away. Doesn't matter, had sex. Confirmed only 117 pounds though.

So much this i have a really odd one today.

prolly because you dropped all of that poisin in the skinny gurl last night. Always helps to purge that ****

09-02-2015 , 10:51 AM

#221

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

CigarDan is your St. Pauli friend Fafa Picault?

Yep, used to play for the Ft. Lauderdale Strikers. Amazing speed this kid has and great shooting skills.

09-02-2015 , 10:52 AM

#222

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

09-02-2015 , 10:53 AM

#223

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

09-02-2015 , 10:53 AM

#224

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

09-02-2015 , 10:54 AM

#225

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

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