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Old 06-17-2009, 09:03 PM   #1
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Screw 5NL donks hard. Screw them very hard.. Repeatedly

Who wants to be the first smart arse in here to make a wise crack. I suggest unfunny checkbox posts, standard, move up to where they respect your raises, OP is a donk and all the other boring stuff you guys throw around here everyday, go ahead, fill your boots.


Party Poker $5.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+2: $5.00
MP1: $6.00
MP2: $4.88
CO: $10.03
BTN: $7.27
SB: $9.87
BB: $2.50
UTG: $13.30
Hero (UTG+1): $4.16

MP1 posts a big blind ($0.05)

Pre Flop: ($0.12) Hero is UTG+1 with A A
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.20, 6 folds, BB calls $0.15

Flop: ($0.47) 8 6 2 (2 players)
BB bets $0.20, Hero raises to $0.50, BB calls $0.30

Turn: ($1.47) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.65, BB calls $0.65

River: ($2.77) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.15, BB calls $1.15

Final Pot: $5.07
BB shows A 9
Hero shows A A
BB wins $4.87
(Rake: $0.20)
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Old 06-17-2009, 09:05 PM   #2
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Re: Screw 5NL donks hard. Screw them very hard.. Repeatedly

dont post results
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Old 06-17-2009, 09:06 PM   #3
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Sick life when stuff like this actually makes you mad enough to post this garbage on a internet forum like a whiney lil bitch.
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Old 06-17-2009, 09:06 PM   #4
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oh and rebuy full
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Old 06-17-2009, 09:09 PM   #5
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dont post ever again
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Old 06-17-2009, 09:11 PM   #6
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Sick life when stuff like this actually makes you mad enough to post this garbage on a internet forum like a whiney lil bitch.
sicker when you have over 3000 posts on an internet forum.
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Old 06-17-2009, 09:11 PM   #7
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at least he converted the hand
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Old 06-17-2009, 09:18 PM   #8
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fail on every conceivable level, and a few inconceivable ones too

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Old 06-17-2009, 09:19 PM   #9
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Nice turn and river bets.
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Old 06-17-2009, 09:21 PM   #10
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[x] outplayed
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Old 06-17-2009, 09:22 PM   #11
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Nice turn and river bets, and flop raise.
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Old 06-17-2009, 09:24 PM   #12
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Nice turn and river bets.
Look at his stack size. Im trying to get him pot commited with a worse hand.

Honestly with all my heart, you people make me cringe. You are possibly the saddest of the sad. Anyone in this thread ever seen a real life naked breast?
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Old 06-17-2009, 09:25 PM   #13
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move up to where they respect your life-whine.
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Old 06-17-2009, 09:25 PM   #14
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Honestly with all my heart, you people make me cringe. You are possibly the saddest of the sad. Anyone in this thread ever seen a real life naked breast?
ahahahahah i love it!
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Old 06-17-2009, 09:26 PM   #15
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Look at his stack size. Im trying to get him pot commited with a worse hand.

Honestly with all my heart, you people make me cringe. You are possibly the saddest of the sad. Anyone in this thread ever seen a real life naked breast?
plenty
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