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02-03-2016 , 03:02 PM

#76

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

tbh are you on ACR or a different book?

nah, im OG. I have an actual guy

02-03-2016 , 03:31 PM

#77

suitedjustice

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Nice, that is old school. Does he wear a leisure suit with padded elbows?

02-03-2016 , 03:37 PM

#78

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,277

fred title is ****

02-03-2016 , 04:12 PM

#79

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Nice, that is old school. Does he wear a leisure suit with padded elbows?

no, he has a website and then sends a little errand boy to collect/disperse cash.

They come right to my office, its convinient

02-03-2016 , 07:53 PM

#80

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

fred title is ****

I like it

02-03-2016 , 07:57 PM

#81

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

Me too. Morph is just angry cos pretty much everybody makes better thread titles than him

Anyway, how's your hostage crisis?

02-03-2016 , 08:06 PM

#82

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Im still in Morphsland, today was drinking on 58th floor, I dont know whats with all these bars in the sky in Vienna, they probably dont like drinking on the Earth or something.

02-03-2016 , 08:09 PM

#83

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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However I had a breakfast in 1010 which is down on Earth, its Morphs favorite cafe so I behaved well.

02-03-2016 , 08:13 PM

#84

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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Maybe the alcohol is stronger at high altitude

02-03-2016 , 08:16 PM

#85

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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I felt dizzy just coming up there by some supersonic elevator

And it was my 4th time in that bar so I knew what to expect

02-04-2016 , 03:18 AM

#86

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Nothing quite like getting 4 hrs deep into a tournament, to then bust out kk<jj

02-04-2016 , 03:29 AM

#87

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

i hate tournaments (almost as much as tournament players)

Last edited by PasswordGotHacked; 02-04-2016 at 03:29 AM. Reason: present company excluded of course

02-04-2016 , 09:58 AM

#88

suitedjustice

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Lol at new customers sending over purchase orders for thousands of dollars and expecting us to ship the stuff out same day on Net 30 credit terms.

I'd like to email a purchase order to the Bellagio for a week's stay and meals and tell them they can bill me 30 days later.

02-04-2016 , 10:05 AM

#89

PasswordGotHacked

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Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

I'd like to email a purchase order to the Bellagio for a week's stay and meals and tell them they can bill me 30 days later.

Do it

02-04-2016 , 10:18 AM

#90

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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gogogo!

02-04-2016 , 10:29 AM

#91

PasswordGotHacked

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Just finished watching the new Robert Deniro movie with that stupid singing dancing kid. It was called Dirty Grandpa. I give it 4 stars

02-04-2016 , 10:33 AM

#92

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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I preferred the sequel: "dirty grandpa cleans my chimney"

02-04-2016 , 10:38 AM

#93

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

i can never get same day shipping, but i always demand net 30 terms.

You have to start the bracket high amiright

02-04-2016 , 10:44 AM

#94

PasswordGotHacked

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

I preferred the sequel: "dirty grandpa cleans my chimney"

i thought the sequel was dirty grandpa fills your chimney

02-04-2016 , 10:48 AM

#95

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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That was the prequel

02-04-2016 , 10:50 AM

#96

PasswordGotHacked

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easy to get confused with these titles let's be honest

02-04-2016 , 11:00 AM

#97

Mr.mmmKay

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Next year's "Dirty grandpa takes care of little Jimmy" should be the best one yet

02-04-2016 , 11:05 AM

#98

PasswordGotHacked

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Reminded me of this joke we used to tell when we were kids.

Why did little jimmy fall off his bike?

Spoiler:

02-04-2016 , 11:51 AM

#99

suitedjustice

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

Reminded me of this joke we used to tell when we were kids.

Why did little jimmy fall off his bike?

Spoiler:

Are we doing antijokes now?

What do you call a black man on the moon?

Spoiler:

02-04-2016 , 11:54 AM

#100

PasswordGotHacked

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Has there ever been a black astronaut?

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