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Old 03-19-2017, 05:46 PM   #1
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russian mobster wants to stake me

listen guise, I'm drunk as **** right now sitting at the bar of my local casino and i need your expertise. so i've been killing the vodka hard with this russian small timer, and he now thinks it's a good idea if he gonna stake me to play teh pokerz.

on the upside, his sister is very hot. so even in the not so unlikely case he's gonna keel me over some $$$, i might get a chance at bangin' a sloot way out of my league.

what do?
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Old 03-19-2017, 05:53 PM   #2
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Bang sister kill bro?
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Old 03-19-2017, 06:11 PM   #3
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I dunno, trying to keel a mobster seems -EV to me? :$
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Old 03-19-2017, 06:16 PM   #4
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I dunno, trying to keel a mobster seems -EV to me? :$
But bang sis mega plus ev?
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Old 03-19-2017, 06:17 PM   #5
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Btw, FIRST!
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Old 03-19-2017, 06:26 PM   #6
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But bang sis mega plus ev?
short term i agree yes but longterm?
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Old 03-19-2017, 06:30 PM   #7
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short term i agree yes but longterm?
Marriage, kids, pain, misery, death.
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Old 03-19-2017, 06:36 PM   #8
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Marriage, kids, pain, misery, death.
as long as my dick doesn't go limp and i can still hump here i'm fine
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Old 03-19-2017, 06:37 PM   #9
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as long as my dick doesn't go limp and i can still hump here i'm fine
Limp immediately after kids.
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Old 03-19-2017, 07:30 PM   #10
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Limp immediately after kids.
sounds like poker advice.
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Old 03-19-2017, 10:21 PM   #11
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Re: russian mobster wants to stake me

taking money from a mobster seems to be a bad idea no matter the circumstance.

the sister angle feels promising but we will need some pics to provide the most accurate recommendation
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