listen guise, I'm drunk as **** right now sitting at the bar of my local casino and i need your expertise. so i've been killing the vodka hard with this russian small timer, and he now thinks it's a good idea if he gonna stake me to play teh pokerz.
on the upside, his sister is very hot. so even in the not so unlikely case he's gonna keel me over some $$$, i might get a chance at bangin' a sloot way out of my league.