Brag: launching my own online poker room! - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

hi guys! i'm trying to build a player base for our brand new online poker room.
the first 1000 people that register will get a nice rakeback deal.

the client will be up november 6, and our website with further information will launch in a couple days. for now i'd just like to introduce you to our top notch CEO:

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also, our designer team has come up with a fresh and appealing logo:

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see you soon @ the tables!

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10-04-2012 , 12:59 PM

Panda-monium

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 304

Hey this is not cool, That is like me saying wafflehouse is a ****ing ****** or but nugget, it is very wrong and i would not do it, or condone it in anyway shape or form.

it is not big or cleaver Its just wrong.

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10-04-2012 , 01:00 PM

never fade

adept

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 1,026

because i like your avatar OP, i respectfully decline to comment further

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10-04-2012 , 01:06 PM

MississippiGary

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 141

****ing comedy gold, when's your HBO special?

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10-04-2012 , 01:07 PM

DickeLatte

adept

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 1,152

we're working on this mississippi

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10-04-2012 , 01:11 PM

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Can you make the deal so there is only badbeats. Then hopefully we can get some more threads to have serious discussions in...

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10-04-2012 , 04:35 PM

Haarlem91

Coach CFP SPIN/SNG

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 2,092

I know what to do with that avatar.

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10-04-2012 , 09:52 PM

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

not funny
not original
GTFO

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10-04-2012 , 09:54 PM

ruo42

banned

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 2,581

wheres the link? i tried to google..

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10-04-2012 , 09:57 PM

#10

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...0&postcount=25

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10-04-2012 , 10:02 PM

#11

ConTheFruiterer

banned

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 2,008

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10-04-2012 , 10:04 PM

#12

DickeLatte

adept

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 1,152

lol @ all the butthurt emos itt.

Last edited by DickeLatte; 10-04-2012 at 10:05 PM. Reason: btw, i have signifcant part of my roll on there too, so take chill pill

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10-04-2012 , 10:05 PM

#13

ConTheFruiterer

banned

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 2,008

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Originally Posted by DickeLatte

lol @ all the butthurt emos itt.

Shame nobody lol'd at your attempt at humour.

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10-04-2012 , 10:12 PM

#14

DickeLatte

adept

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 1,152

nah, BBV just gotten too emo to take this kinda stuff.

btw, just pathetic how lots of people here can't take this but won't hesitate to joke either about women, black people, gays or this kinda stuff.

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10-04-2012 , 10:16 PM

#15

djevans

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 5,045

You sound Fat

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Originally Posted by DickeLatte

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10-04-2012 , 10:16 PM

#16

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

It's not because we cant take this, it's because your joke suck

maybe it would be funny in may 2011

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10-04-2012 , 10:22 PM

#17

DickeLatte

adept

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 1,152

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Originally Posted by omnishakira

It's not because we cant take this, it's because your joke suck

maybe it would be funny in may 2011

in may 2011 even the mods would have gone bat**** crazy on me i guess.
the OP was intended to kinda reflect howard's attitude in the QJ interview.
he still seems to give a flying ****.

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10-04-2012 , 10:23 PM

#18

ConTheFruiterer

banned

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 2,008

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Originally Posted by DickeLatte

OP confirmed overweight, black lesbian.

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10-04-2012 , 10:24 PM

#19

DickeLatte

adept

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 1,152

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Originally Posted by djevans

You sound Fat

I'm 6'1 and 187lbs, so of course i gotta sound fat in the ears of a skinny ****

Last edited by DickeLatte; 10-04-2012 at 10:25 PM. Reason: can't believe the b word isn't censored

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10-04-2012 , 10:26 PM

#20

DickeLatte

adept

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 1,152

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Originally Posted by ConTheFruiterer

OP confirmed overweight, black lesbian.

don't forget to throw in some anti semitism.

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10-04-2012 , 10:27 PM

#21

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

Okay bro, accept that your joke sucked instead of insulting teh bbv tolerance

Everything is tolerated here ; nazi, rapist, canibalism, midjet on horse pr0n... even black people are accepted ffs

Last edited by omnishakira; 10-04-2012 at 10:29 PM. Reason: oh but signing your post isnt tolerated tho