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Old 10-22-2011, 12:47 PM   #176
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Re: RAVENJETBYRNE IS THE KING ON POKER

no idea what compelled me to do this

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Old 10-22-2011, 07:28 PM   #177
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OP you just changed my life. NO SERIOUSLY, I MEAN IT !!!
You thought you were crazy but you just find out there are way crazyer people on this world?
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Old 10-22-2011, 09:14 PM   #178
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That video was really disturbing lol. But I saw what you did there (Clerks 2 wink).

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Old 10-22-2011, 10:10 PM   #179
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ravenjet is my new god.

NO MORE BAD THINGS HAPPEN. IT'S ALRIGHT.
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Old 10-22-2011, 10:12 PM   #180
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Old 10-22-2011, 10:22 PM   #181
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I ADMIT MY LUST FOR RAvENJETBYRNE
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Old 10-23-2011, 12:04 PM   #182
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****ing pmsl, gold mate, gold, come teach me your ways im in bristol, come meet me you deranged fool
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Old 10-31-2011, 11:10 PM   #183
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hey raven i only have one question and would appreciate a response... what is it like to be the king on poker?
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Old 11-01-2011, 02:08 AM   #184
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kind of a ****ty thing to do. create a small following of dedicated fans and then leave them out to try. i feel betrayed. my leader has left me
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Old 11-01-2011, 07:54 AM   #185
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I DESTORY THEM ALL,

I AM RAVENJETBYRNE

I USED TO GET SO ANGRY ID PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE

NOW I ONLY PUNCH MY LEG ,,,,,,,,,,AND NOT AS HARD
LOLZ HAHA
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Old 11-01-2011, 09:22 AM   #186
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i cant believe this is happening... where the world goes

In somehow perverse way, I think I like this guy.
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Old 11-01-2011, 10:23 AM   #187
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****ing pmsl, gold mate, gold, come teach me your ways im in bristol, come meet me you deranged fool
I WILLS DESECENT TO THE BRISTOL GALA,WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT,
UNLEASHING MY FULL ARSENAL,,,,,WAARING MY CROWN OF THORNS
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Old 11-01-2011, 10:27 AM   #188
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hey raven i only have one question and would appreciate a response... what is it like to be the king on poker?
I KNOW YOU,,FOR YOU ARE THE ONNE THAT FALOOWS ME IN THE SUNDAY MILLION,THE IG 11,AND THE BIG 55,,

BEING THE KING IS BOTH A CURSE,AND A BURDAN

I KNOW,YOU WANNT ME TO BE YOUR TEACHER,AND MAKE,YOU GRAT LIKE MEE
BUT THE ONLY WAN HO CAN MIKE YOU GRAET IS YOURSELF,,

THAT IS A LESSON,FROM YOUR MASTAR
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Old 11-01-2011, 10:31 AM   #189
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kind of a ****ty thing to do. create a small following of dedicated fans and then leave them out to try. i feel betrayed. my leader has left me
OH,FEAR NOAT..

RAVENJETBYRNE WILL BE TAKING IT TO A NEW LEVEL,,A LEVEL SO GREAT,THAT THE WORLD WILL STAND UP AND TAK NOTICE

I HAVE BEEN DUMPED,,I AM ALONE,WHEN RA ENEJETBYRNE IS ALONE,,,BE CAREFUL FOR HE WILL BE CONJOURING,A PLAN,A PLAN TO BECOME THE SINGLE GREATEST POKER PLAYER IN THE PLANET,,

I KNOW SOME WILL DOUBT MY WORDS,,BUT REST ASSURED COME THE EDN,,RAVENJETBYRNE WILL BE ON YOUR LIPS,AND REAGRDED AS THE SAVUOR OF POKER

YOU WILL SEE,,,JUST WAIT,,,AND SEE
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Old 11-01-2011, 11:30 AM   #190
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He's back! Single and alone it seems though. Can I handle the greatness? We shall see. Apparently the chick couldn't.
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Old 11-01-2011, 01:00 PM   #191
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HE HAS NOTHING TO LOSE NOW!
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Old 11-01-2011, 01:23 PM   #192
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THE ONLY WAN HO CAN MIKE YOU GRAET IS YOURSELF,,

THAT IS A LESSON,FROM YOUR MASTAR

Goddamnit. I paid $2150 for Jared Tendler's 'Comprehensive Commitment' coaching package and he went through all this mumbo-jumbo psychobabble which essentially amounted to nothing more than the wisdom contained in RavenjetByrne's eloquent advice above
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Old 11-21-2011, 11:25 PM   #193
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where r u ***** ?
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Old 11-28-2011, 12:08 PM   #194
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RAVENJETBYRNE ENDURED A TOUGH DAY YESTERDAYT
AFTER DRINKING IN THE PUB,AND HAVING TO ORDER ONLY ONE P[IMMS BECUASE THE BAR PEOPLE ONLY BUY A SINGLE BOTTLE AT A TIME,(AS I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO DRINKS PIMMS IN SOMERSWET),,
AND ONE SINGLE VIDCA AND COKE,I GOT TO WORK WATCHING A DUECES CRACKED VIDEO,WITH I WARGOOGLES,AND VANESSA SELBTS,,
I WAS PUMPED UP,THE ALCOHOL RUNNING THRU MY VIANS,,THE SHEER EXIETMENT,AS I READY MYSELF TO FURFILL DESTINY,AND WIN THE SUNDAY MIILLION

THEN I GET HOME,AND MUM IS SAD,,SHE IS DISABLED,AND NOW I LIVE WITH HER
SHE HASNT MADE THE TURKEY,SHE WAS GONIG TO EAT,,SHE LOOKS SAD

SO I SAY" ARE YOU OK MUM?",,,THEN SHE BREAKS DOWN,AND SAYS" I CANT WALK,AND YOU THINK EVERYTHING IS OK?",NOW SHES CRYING

I PUT MY HAND ON HER ARM,,AND SAY "IM SORRY",BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY

THEN I GO INTO MY ROOM,AND CRY,,,THEN I TRY TO CARRY ON,,AND MAKE US FOOD,I TRY TO HID MY TEARS,BUT HOPE,MUM KNOWS THAT I LOVE HER,AND IM THERE FOR HER,
THESE WORDS ARE HARD TO SAY

THEN FROM BEING UPSET,I GET REALLY MOTIVATED,,REALLY REALLY MOTIVATED,BY THE PAIN

THEN 2 HOURS INTO MY GRIND,,WITH 1,3K ON THE TABLES,,MY CHARGER STOPS WORKING,,I TRRY AND FIRED UP THIS REALLY OLD AMSTRAD THING,,ITS TAKES FOREVER,AND IM OUT,OR DOWN HUGELY IN THE MTTS,IVE BEEN PLAYING SO WELL IN

THE LAST MTT I PLAY I GET $855,STILL DOWN,BUT MOENY ISNT EVERYTHING

SO HOW AM I?,,NOT WELL,BUT MY MIND WILL NEVER BE BRTOEKN,,AND I WILL BECOME THE GREATSET MTT PLAYER OF ALL TIME,,,,THAT IS MY DESTINY,,
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Old 11-28-2011, 01:29 PM   #195
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You have some money. Throw it around. Physical therapy for mom if possible, a new apartment, new gaming rig, etc.
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Old 11-28-2011, 05:35 PM   #196
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That post actually made me feel really sad. Sorry to hear things aren't going so well right now RJB. I'm sure things will pick up for you and your family soon. Keep on the grind. We are here for you man.
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Old 11-28-2011, 05:40 PM   #197
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That's rough.



I have to ask, what's up with the spelling?
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Old 11-28-2011, 06:08 PM   #198
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^ HE CNAT SPEL,,
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Old 11-29-2011, 12:43 AM   #199
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christ, not sure how to take this thread but OP is clearly a sicko
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Old 11-29-2011, 11:28 AM   #200
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That post actually made me feel really sad. Sorry to hear things aren't going so well right now RJB. I'm sure things will pick up for you and your family soon. Keep on the grind. We are here for you man.
THANKS YOU BBV,

SOMETIMES I FEEL MISUNDERSTOOOD,,BUT BBV UNDERSTANDS

THIS IS MY DESTINY,THE DREAM I FIGHT FOR EVERYDAY..
GIVING MY MUM THE BEST END TO HER LIVE,IS MY BIGGEST MOTIVATION,

WHEN I APPEAR AT A FINAL YTABLE WEARING MY CLAOK OF FEATHERS,AND MY CROWN OF THORNS,(MADE FROM COKE BOTTLES),BITING INTO IVEY NECK LIKE AN ANGRY BIRD WHEN HE 3BETS ME,
ALL THE MOMENTS OF PAIN,AND STRUGGEL WITH BE JUSTINFIED

PEOPLE WILL SAY,,"THERE GOES RAVENJETBYRNE,AND MAN ON HONOUR,AND ON CLASS,,A KING ON POKER

TALK IS CHEAP,,AND SOON YOU WIL SEE MY RISE OUT OF THE MIDSTAKES,AND ON TO THE BIGGEST STAGES,CRUSHING THE BERST
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