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Old 08-07-2011, 10:36 AM   #101
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silence of the lambs fwiw
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Old 08-07-2011, 10:41 AM   #102
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oh and also, the "I just wanna talk about jones and how he is gunna be a good left back" line is utter genius especially as I am watching the community shield as I type this.
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Old 08-22-2011, 10:59 AM   #103
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I CAME SO CLOSE TO GLARY,,NO ONE KNOWS JUST HOW GOOD I AM,

ALL I WANT IS TO WIN THE SUNDAY MILLION,

SOON IT WILL BE COMPLEATE,RAVENJETBYRNE WILL BE THE GREATERST OF ALL TIME,LIKE CHRIS MOORMAN
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Old 08-22-2011, 11:14 AM   #104
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U MAD
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Old 08-22-2011, 11:15 AM   #105
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I DESTORY THEM ALL,

I AM RAVENJETBYRNE

I USED TO GET SO ANGRY ID PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE

NOW I ONLY PUNCH MY LEG ,,,,,,,,,,AND NOT AS HARD
MAYBE THE GREATEST QUOTE IN THE HISTORY OF BBV

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Old 08-24-2011, 02:16 AM   #106
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OP I HATE PEOPLE WHO BRAG ABOUT THEIR ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS. YOUR NOT GOING TO BE THE BEST POKER PLAYER EVER AND THIS PATHETIC THREAD YOU HAVE CREATED SUCKS.
Colossal dolt ITT.
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Old 08-28-2011, 02:43 PM   #107
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ravenjetbyrne do you have a twitter? i could read this **** every day.
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Old 08-28-2011, 05:38 PM   #108
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How funny is this kid. Do real pros have egos this big.
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Old 08-28-2011, 06:08 PM   #109
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Awesome.
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Old 08-28-2011, 08:34 PM   #110
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this is AWESOME.

Please post next final table for epic rail

edit: slightly disturbed after youtube vid

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Old 08-28-2011, 11:19 PM   #111
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this is great, imo
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Old 08-29-2011, 11:18 AM   #112
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I guess I'll change the note I have on him from 'clowntard' to 'solid clown'
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Old 08-29-2011, 11:46 AM   #113
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LET ME BE CLEAR ON THIS,,I AM THE MOST POWERFUL MTT PLAYER OF MY GENERATION
HU4ROLLZ BRO? PICK YOUR STAKES LOLOL
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Old 08-29-2011, 05:07 PM   #114
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I want to be friends with raven
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Old 08-29-2011, 05:25 PM   #115
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Old 08-30-2011, 07:44 AM   #116
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wow

OP's posting style is awesome but even that didn't prepare me for his video
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Old 08-30-2011, 09:58 AM   #117
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wtf is this a standard ROI for tournament grinders !? 100% lol ? Is he really that good !? Thx for the laughters Raven !
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Old 08-30-2011, 10:03 AM   #118
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Wtf I thought this was real but when he mentioned supporting Sheffield in the VId I knew it had to be a level. No one supports either Wednesday or United.
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Old 08-30-2011, 10:03 AM   #119
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NAKED WITH YOUR FATHER,,THATS THE PURITY I SEEK
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Old 09-02-2011, 12:39 PM   #120
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ROI now 23% on Pacific, 56% on Party and 22% on stars. Very solid. Keep it up.
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Old 09-02-2011, 01:52 PM   #121
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nice stuff.

GL Raven!

edit: weird youtube stuff, for real weird. :O

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Old 09-02-2011, 02:15 PM   #122
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ROI now 23% on Pacific, 56% on Party and 22% on stars. Very solid. Keep it up.
YOUR WORDS ANGER RAVENETBYRNE

RAVENJETBYRNE IS THE GREATEST LIVING MTT PLAYER ON THE PLANET,AND WILL BE DUDGED ONLY ON MTT RESULTS

SNGS ARE FOR THE WEAK AND LISTLESS,SO WE CANNOT AND LUST NOT GIVE THEM THE CREDENCE THEY SO BADLY CRAVE,,THEY ARE MEARLY A PLAYGROUND FOR YOUNG MINDS,LIKE A WOMB FOR ROBOTS





AS YOU CAN SEE,,I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF VARIENCE,ANS SCOFF AT BAD BEATS,,,
I AM THE 11TH BEST MTT PLAYER ON 888,THAT DOESNT HAPPEN EVERYDAY,,,

SOON I WILL BE PLAYING LIVE,AND I HAVE SOME PLANS THAT WILL CHANGE THE FACE OF POKER FOREVER
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Old 09-02-2011, 02:19 PM   #123
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Re: RAVENJETBYRNE IS THE KING ON POKER

do you kno Engelburt Humperdink?
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Old 09-02-2011, 02:21 PM   #124
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nice stuff.

GL Raven!

edit: weird youtube stuff, for real weird. :O
MY GIRLFRIENDS FAMILY HAVE DISCOVERED MY VIDEOS,,I HAVE TO VISIT THEM TONIGHT,,NEDDLESS TO SAY,THEY WILL HAVE A NEW FOUND RESPECT FOR RAVENJETBYRNE
YEAH,THE QUIET SOCAILLY INEPT YOUNG STUB THEY KNEW,HAS A LITTLE SECRET,,,AND HE WANTS TO SHOW THEM,
CAN THEY HANDLE IT?,,,PROBERLY NOT,BUT GREATNESS ISNT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS EVERY DAY

MY POWERS ARE WEAK,BUT WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT,,,I WILL STRIKE AT THE MEART OF THE POKER WROLD,,,,
THEY WILL HAVE NO CHOICEW BUT TO RECOGNISE RAVENJETBYRNE AS THE MOST CHARISMATIC AND SEXUAL WORLD CHAMPION OF ALL TIME,,,

I HAVE THONGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED TO MAKE ME THIS WAY

SOON I WILL TELL MY STORY,
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Old 09-02-2011, 02:27 PM   #125
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pics of thongs?
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