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11-28-2016 , 11:02 AM
I AM DOING A SPECIAL THING...i WILL WRITE THE FIRST EVER DYNAMIC ALBUM,THAT WILL BE EVER SHIFTING UNTIL THE POINT IT REACHES 100 SONG,AT WHICH POINT IT WILL FREEZR IN TIME....
i HAVE BEEN WRITING AROUND 2/3 SONGS A WEEK...
tHIS WILL BE A LEGACY DEFINING MOMENT,THAT WILL ECCO IN THE ANNULS OF TIME FOEVER...

i WROTE A SONG LAST NIGHT ABOUT LOVING A CAT

You got my senses stirring/I got my pussy purring
I stroke you on the down,then your going down
She sleeps with one eye open/ when i'm around
Because i love my cat so deeply/ shes no where to be found

I'm in love i'm in love i'm in love with a cat x2

Society will judge us / But i can see consent in your eyes
I like your claws a scratching / your a kinky cat
Your cries aren't screams for help / They are your lust intensified
You verbalise like a baby cries and as if you're dead inside

I saw your look as i poured the pouch and summoned you to eat
You don't wanna eat brown meat from my teat,you beat a retreat,and i lose confidence in my body

Oh..That was....
cats can be cruel,,cats can be so cruel
That was your favourite flavour,but you turned up your nose
I can only conclude,it was something to do with my body
that doesn't feel so go
there is no pain like a cats rejection
I should have known better than to let another cat in.
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11-28-2016 , 11:29 AM
sick hustle bruh
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11-28-2016 , 04:07 PM
I like it! What equipment/software are you using? And why are your lyrics not all-caps and without spelling errors?
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11-29-2016 , 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
I like it! What equipment/software are you using? And why are your lyrics not all-caps and without spelling errors?

i HAVE A SMALL AUDIO INTERFARCE,A KORG VOLVA BEATS,VOLVA BASS,MIC,REAPER,AND GUITAR...
iT IS LO-FI,AND ALL DONE IN MY BEDROOM ALFTER POKER...

i AM CPMPLETELYING MY LEGACY....

sOMEONE MEND MY WARDS
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05-03-2017 , 06:47 PM
Where you at Raven? BBV has missed you in 2017
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05-12-2017 , 12:54 AM
where thou raven at?
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07-23-2017 , 10:28 AM
PIDDLE AND TANK WISH TO KNOW WHAT I AM UP TO...

9 MONTHS AGO I BORKE UP FROM TALL BLONDE GIRLFIEND,I DUNRT HER DIARY AS SHE WAS IN LOVE WATH HAR BOSS.A 44 YEAR OLD MAN.
sHE CALL POLICE.....

THEN I REMEMBER A GIRL I LOVE...sHE COME FROM LONDON..WE HAVE NIGHT OF WILD PASSION,THEN NEXT DAY SHE LEAVES...
I BUY DAVID BOWIE,LABERENTH NICKERS....SHE NEVER GETS THEM

iNSTEAD I LOOK ONLINE AND BECOME PROFESSIONAL PICK UP ARTIST..lEARNING FROM THE BEST
I REALISE THAT EVERYNIGHT BEHIND COMPUTER IS BAD FOR SOUL
i GO OUT HALF THE WEEK,AND USE ADVANCED HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY,AND ATTRATION TACHNIQUES TO GAIN STRONG HAND CRAFTED SOCIAL CIRCLE..
CENTRED ON SCRABBLE,AND NIGHT TIME ..
i GAIN STRING OF BEUTIFUL LOVERS MOSTLY HEALERS FROM gALSTONBURY ...AND ONE WOMAN STRONGER THAN ME,
i NOW SETTLE ON ONE VERY BEAUTFIUL GIRL..sHE IS GOOD GIRL,,19.

i CONTUNIE TO MAKE 100 SONG ALBUM..UP TOO 42 TRACKS...MAKING MUSIC VIDEOS TO FORM LEGACY...

SOON THE GAME WILL BEGIN...

WHEN MY each of my NEW VIDEOS HAVE REACHED 100 VIEWS I WILL START TO REALEASE PICTURES OF THE WOMEN....
THE ONE WHO COVETS MOST ADMIRATION WILL BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE HER LIEF

TO KNOW WHERE THE KING HAS BEEN.....







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07-23-2017 , 02:15 PM
The king has returned.

I've watched your standup on youtube several times over the years.

Great stuff. do more of that.
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07-23-2017 , 03:19 PM
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07-24-2017 , 03:25 AM
HES BACK LONG LIVE THE KING
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07-24-2017 , 05:27 AM
Sounds like the extraweird Morph stuff
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07-24-2017 , 11:44 AM
10/10 hello OP voted 5 stars yes i like u
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07-24-2017 , 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by raven byrne
WHEN MY each of my NEW VIDEOS HAVE REACHED 100 VIEWS I WILL START TO REALEASE PICTURES OF THE WOMEN....
THE ONE WHO COVETS MOST ADMIRATION WILL BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE HER LIEF
Good to hear from you OP! That last sentence is a bit strange though. You didn't turn into some weird serial killer did you?
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07-24-2017 , 05:14 PM
strong hand crafted social circle lol
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07-25-2017 , 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
You didn't turn into some weird serial killer did you?
How do you mean 'turned'?
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07-25-2017 , 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by FWWM
How do you mean 'turned'?
You're right! Maybe he was a weird serial killer all along!

wait...

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07-27-2017 , 05:20 AM
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07-27-2017 , 09:48 AM
Sad
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07-27-2017 , 10:40 AM
Are all the big winners 'online' like this?
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07-27-2017 , 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Onlythenuzt
Are all the big winners 'online' like this?
yes
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07-29-2017 , 02:53 AM
kING BRONG VIDEO TO SHOW WOMEN IS SAFE,AND 150 VIEWS GENERATED CREATE CHANCE TO SEE WOKMEN..

SEHE IS DANCING ....

i PUT IN CORBYN,AND OLD WOMBOMB FOOTAGE..WHEN I HIURT MYSELF,AND RUB BUTTER IN MY FACE...

I WILL BE IN CONDACT SPOON

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07-29-2017 , 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by raven byrne
kING BRONG VIDEO TO SHOW WOMEN IS SAFE
That is good to hear! And nice video! Your guitarist walks over you while you lie on the ground? wtf?
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09-01-2017 , 08:49 AM


I BAKE MUSIC VIDAO USING HIROSHINA VACTIM,BAD QAULITY SELF MAE FOOTAGE,JESUS,AND CHILDREN CRYING,,,,
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09-01-2017 , 11:19 AM
RAVENJETBYRNEGOAT..
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