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Old 09-25-2008, 08:35 PM   #76
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...
I'm All innnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:38 PM   #77
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a good set is usually a moneymaker.
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:40 PM   #78
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if you absolutely have to get it in a queen is better than a jack.
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:49 PM   #81
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:52 PM   #82
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Live is better than online....
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JKo is good, but you should always settle for 36dd.


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Waking up with two queens is better than with two jacks.
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the more nuts you make, the more salty their face gets?
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If you play multiway, you are more likely to run into the nuts.
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you can't play with minors, but whatever
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