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Old 09-25-2008, 07:57 PM   #61
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...

berating your opponent after a horrendous suckout is standard
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Old 09-25-2008, 07:57 PM   #62
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...

If you're playing a loose person you should often check your nuts.
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:04 PM   #63
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It costs me money.
This is the best in thread so far A+(in its simplicity ldo)
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:04 PM   #64
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berating your opponent after a horrendous suckout is standard
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:08 PM   #65
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...

your oppenent keeps hitting queens when you've had jacks all night...
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:12 PM   #66
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everybody has a favorite hand.
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:14 PM   #67
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...

AA is good, but you can always settle for JKo.
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:15 PM   #68
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...

Sometimes you have to double check to make sure your the one with the nuts.
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:16 PM   #69
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...

A+ thread, I'm not creative enough to match half of these
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:16 PM   #70
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...

limping is considered a sign of weakness, gotta raise it up.

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Old 09-25-2008, 08:21 PM   #71
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JKo is good, but you should always settle for 36dd.
fyp imo

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Old 09-25-2008, 08:24 PM   #72
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...

sometimes its fun to play on your friends account...but only when they dont know
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:26 PM   #73
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It's fun to make spewy plays occasionally.
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:34 PM   #74
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You should try to exploit the tight regulars.
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:35 PM   #75
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...

theres more skill then luck involved, although some prefer to get lucky
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