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Old 09-25-2008, 06:37 PM   #1
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Poker is alot like Sex ...
You never want to get it in behind
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:37 PM   #2
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:38 PM   #3
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...
Position is everything
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:39 PM   #4
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:39 PM   #5
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...
"you usually do it on a table. and you always feel deep, deep shame afterwards"
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:40 PM   #6
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Once you do it for a living it's not fun anymore
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:41 PM   #7
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If your too aggressive trying to take it down you end up ****ing yourself
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:41 PM   #8
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LOL. funny. Good post. Very philosophical!
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:41 PM   #9
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sticky?
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:42 PM   #10
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break even stretches are ****ty
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:42 PM   #11
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Everyone thinks they're the best at it, but most people really suck.
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:42 PM   #12
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I think im too real for this thread they be blockin out all my sayings
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:44 PM   #13
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it hurts to have your nuts cracked
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:46 PM   #14
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always be prepared to fire another barrel
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:47 PM   #15
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You're not comfortable out of position.
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