As you all know, Phil Hellmuth is the greatest poker player in the world. I want to learn from the best.

To celebrate my upcoming 1000th post I will play the next tourney ($2.2, 3000 guaranteed) like the Phil Hellmuth, the greatest poker player in the world.

the rules:

1)Register late.
(already did, missed 7 minutes)

2)stick to the Phil Hellmuth top 10 hands
(77+, AQ+)
(position does not matter as Phil Hellmuth, the greatest poker player in the world, is the center of the universe)

3)open limp/call always

4)bet half pot on flop(fold to action)

5)check/fold on turn (exept i got the bullets)

6)pop em on the river (exept there is action before me)

7)tell honey what happened

don't wish me luck. I don't need it

Brilliant, GL wait nevermind.

you are my hero bigdonk! I'll rail you!

update: 30 min in the tourney. no hand played yet. setting them up! genius. 2000 players already eliminated. they are dropping like flies against phil hellmuths super strategy

make sure you dodge them bullets too.

A+

omg what an idiot from middle europe. playing A5. freaking donkey stuff.

Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds + t10 - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+2: t3155
MP1: t3060
MP2: t5075
CO: t13820
BTN: t1830
SB: t3435
Hero (BB): t1670
UTG: t3700
UTG+1: t2485

Pre Flop: (t240) Hero is BB with 5 5
7 folds, SB calls t50, Hero checks

Flop: (t290) 9 J A (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t290) 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: (t290) 6 (2 players)
SB bets t100, Hero calls t100

Final Pot: t490
SB shows A 5 (a pair of Aces)
Hero mucks 5 5
SB wins t490

so bad. if it wasn't for luck I'd win them all

Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds + t20 - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: t2795
Hero (SB): t1130
BB: t1915
UTG: t10575
UTG+1: t5775
UTG+2: t2154
MP1: t2355
MP2: t4516
CO: t7865

Pre Flop: (t405) Hero is SB with K A
UTG raises to t855, 6 folds, Hero raises to t1110 all in, 1 fold, UTG calls t255

Flop: (t2550) 3 5 T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t2550) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2550) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2550
Hero shows K A (high card Ace)
UTG shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
UTG wins t2550

challenge will be continued...

you played 55, i'm disappointed

in the big blind! and on the river bigdonk had a feeling. the only hand that could beat him was A5 and the donkey had it. nobody could put him on A5

I think calling preflop would be the optimal Hellmuthian play. I can't decide if he would fold this flop or not.

Lol, n1 OP, dont forget to give your wife a running commentary

ofc he would fold flop!

A queen and a ten! He called me with a queen and a ten, honey!

Nice OP, Hellmuth is the ****ing worst.

Phil would blowup here, not quite QT




Full Tilt Poker $6 + $0.50 Sit & Go (Turbo) No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t30/t60 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BDarch (MP2): t1410
vollkaufmann (CO): t1375
LuckyNumbSlevin (BTN): t670
advilandy (SB): t1095
Hero (BB): t1645
Defsey123 (UTG): t1940
salimmarion (UTG+1): t3135
B-rabidi (UTG+2): t905
badfredo (MP1): t1325

Pre Flop: (t90) Hero is BB with Q Q
1 fold, salimmarion calls t60, 4 folds, LuckyNumbSlevin raises to t670 all in, 1 fold, Hero raises to t1645 all in, salimmarion calls t1585

Flop: (t3990) 6 8 4

Turn: (t3990) 3

River: (t3990) T

Final Pot: t3990
LuckyNumbSlevin shows A A (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
salimmarion shows 8 3 (two pair, Eights and Threes)
salimmarion wins t1950
salimmarion wins t2040




Boxerzz (Observer): wtf 83
LuckyNumbSlevin (Observer): what
in the f

nnh

brilliant

Honestly the fact that OP quit posting at 999 back in 2009 tilts me greatly.

NORTHERN EUROPEAN IDIOTS! He CALLED a raise with Q 10.

Solid necrobump, I thoroughly enjoyed the op.