So Im on pokerstars right and I 4bet this douchebag who plays every hand possible...and he puts me all in with 83 and cracks my JJ. So he has an avatar of some chick.
****: Hey I slept with that female in your avatar ..weird
Mauritsss: huh? me?
****: Ya Im serious
Mauritsss: u jokin to me?
****: No I did .. ur from Austerlitz right?
Mauritsss: WHAT
Mauritsss: U KNO HOW TELL IT TO ME
****: Well I slept with that girl
Mauritsss: MY WIFE
Mauritsss: BRB
****: u gonna hit her?
this guy sits out and comes back like 5 minutes later
Mauritsss: SLY BTCH
Mauritsss: bloody
****: what .. who is bloody??
Mauritsss: SLUT IS
****: u beat her good?
Mauritsss: ONE PUNCH KNOCKOUT I THINK
rlg1228: LMAO wtf!!!!
rlg1228: u bein serious?????
****: lol
Mauritsss: TOOTH ON FLOOR AND SLEEPING SO YES I THINK SO
Captain Dean: hahaahahahah
Mauritsss: BRB
sits out for few minutes and comes back
Mauritsss: you were not to be jokeing yes?
****: I was not joking I slept with her
Mauritsss: OK I THINK MAYBE DEAD NOT MOVING BLOOD
Captain Dean: wow
****: Why did u do that I was in love with
Mauritsss: WHERE U LIVE??? I COME OVER PLAY POKER OK?
rlg1228: LOL
****: ya ok
Mauritsss: WE R FRIEND NOW WHERE TO LIVE?
****: I am your neighbor
Mauritsss: JOSH???? WHAT????
****: ya its me Josh
Mauritsss: BRB
sits out for like 10 minutes
Mauritsss: BACK
****: lollllll
Mauritsss: HEY HOW R U HERE STILL IMPOSSIBLE
Captain Dean: omg lol