brag: won 500 quid on wonder woman slot

[x] happy times
[x] bout 57% chance balance is 0 by 3am

words fail me

How did you like Wonder Woman slot?

its good to see that you play probably the 2 gayest casino games with the gayest graphics ever made

I've heard there's a slot game called ''Pink princess'' where u can win a fancy diner with an awesome man. Maybe you should try that out

i don't usually play "games" slots, i normally play casino slots. But, there was some ****ty promotion that caught my eye, not because it was rewarding but just lead me into playing the wonder woman. I played it for about 2 hours and at one point i was down ~100 quid then recovered but didn't stop because i felt that it is capable of rewarding. I would say its deff one of the best, i normally play the classics like fantastic four, iron man.... but even though i had some nice wins on them, the games slots i prefer more atm.

Now explain for me once and for all: why play a -EV game for money?

nothing to explain bro, slots are fun and you can win a lot if you get lucky. I like to play them when i am drinking...

I get it. You would lose MORE if you played poker when drunk.

its not that, i just don't find playing poker much fun anymore (i play poker about 20 hours/week), and i don't like to play poker when i am drinking, and when i am drinking i like to have fun, so i just play some slots instead

Fair enough. I, on the other hand, wouldn't have fun playing slots or bingo, because I have to know I can win at least in principle in the long run. Probably there's just not enough of gambooler and degen in me

i am a degen at heart but i am controlling it...

Wow, just give up. Seriously, the worst attempt at trolling ever, you're trying way to hard and you're not funny, gtfo moron.

+1

but you must understand, trolling on BBV is the best part of his day so let him feel good

tryhard nolifer

can't understand why there are guys still playing idiot games

lol if you think its possible to cash out of those scam sites

I would be happy to play slightly -ev games for fun on occasion if they weren't rigged

Like say you play slots and the mega whatever jackpot hits on the only line you're not playing a couple of times, or when you're not playing the "10x bonus feature" required, etc. It's so obvious and I can't believe they let them run like that.

If you tried some sort of double or nothing in either a video poker or a slot, and it's one of those where it flashes really fast between win or lose and you are supposed to try and hit it with timing skill. Yet it's pre-determined and it doesn't matter when you hit. That sort of stuff always pissed me off, and in online slots you're gonna score loads with play money obviously but if you dep it is generally lol runbad

Or the lottery scratch ticket where you're supposed to get the sum matched 3 times for a win. The $1,000,000 jackpot or whatever the top prize is "always" hit twice along with $100,000 to get that "almost" feeling from the naive players
That sort of stuff pisses me off beyond belief

I'd play live bingo, sure, or anything that was actually random at all times.
Like if you actually hit the jackpot in a slot, you'll see that the wheels spin not at all randomly, you'll see the last reel is gonna end up in the right place because something is off (for the better for once)

Rigged chance games, I'd be happy to spew on occasion if they were truly random. I'm up lifetime in -ev gambling fwiw which is funny because I used to be a degen spewing off rent money a decade ago

GL OP!

Then just play roulette.

To unicorn avatar and angry guy, I don't think omni was trolling.
Graphics are gay, also above bingo is a game called "snow queens magic".
These games are meant to be played mostly by women, no offense OP.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Online_bingo

this is william hill, one of the leading bookmakers in the world and the biggest UK gaming company (part of ipoker network). I have made many withdrawals, never a single problem, i would say that its safer than Pokerstars.

Happy to say that balance is ok, but felt asleep during 40k gtd 100$ rebuy, i was in top 20 with 80 remaining, first place 10k. Damn, that tourney was taking sooo long and i just couldn't be bothered to take a shower to wake up like i normally do in these situations, just said **** it.

Regarding possibilities to win on slots, sometimes you can't win **** and its frustrating, but then there are days like this, Boom 1k jackpot out of nowhere, it happened to me more than 5 times, and once i built from 40 eur to 1900 on slots only. I am deff up on them overall, but they can be frustrating and would recommend only to be played rarely and try to hit something and never chase loses, because those things are vicious. They are deff -EV but there are big jackpots that make it slightly less -EV, and in essence you are only playing to try and hit those and its possible, one time i was kind of broke and played 10 pence per spin and i won a jackpot 800euros, it was a nice feeling, that's why i like slots, but they are very cruel too. Thee days i preffer bingo to slots lol, yesterday i made i line won 200 quid, my biggest win so far. I like it for the same reason, small investments, potentially big returns.

ffs, just realized i made two rebuys and add-on in that 100$ tourney lol, this is why drinking and playing poker is so -EV, if i wasn't drinking i would make sure to play this muther****er all the way through and take as many showers as needed in the process. I remember my table was nit on nit, most of them didn't rebuy or add-on and were folding to every raise i made.

+1 and congrats on having gotten over being a degen.

LOL thats true that there is more woman than man, and everybody calling each other "hun" in the chat box is tilting as hell.

Look, its obv a joke , i am not arguing here that everyone should go and play bingo instead of poker lol, i admit to play it occasionally and that it is fun at times.