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Frist

Link old thread please mods my **** is broken

2nd.

Hopefully we'll complete this by Christmas


Sammy was just eating some coated meat when his girlfriend came back from Greece. "Maybe I should coat my pussy!" she said jokingly, and despite knowing what comes next.

"Sammy does not eat that pussy, not even coated, this was already explained once by Sammy." Sammy replied. "Pussy is were the urine comes out, Sammy does not like the taste of urine. "

She rolled her eyes. "Calm down, calm down", after which she got a big grin on her face. "Come Sammy, look what I got for you in this bag."

Sammy rushed to his girlfriend, excepting her to produce some Greek wine, Ouzo, or at least some meat to be coated. She then reveals the contents of the bag, one item at a time.

The first item is a Viagra pill, next she takes out 3 exceptionally huge tampons. At this point the Sammy starts to feel a bit uncomfortable, but this unease was nothing compared to what he'll experience when is girlfriend reveals the last item from the bag.

"Crisco Shortening?" Sammy was confused; it was even 3 full buckets. "What would Sammy need that for?"

"Why, for handling the contents of the next bag!" she laughed. Sammy eased up. Surely it must be some meat to be coated, and then fried using the Crisco. He got excited. So he really wasn't prepared for what came next.

Sammy reached into the second bag for the final item. "A book? WTF does the Sammy need this for?" Sammy silently read the cover. His face turning red with anger.

"Sammy wants you to leave this instant! Sammy must drink and collect his thoughts." he dropped the book into the bag and threw it at the door. Full of tears, Sammys gf retrieved the book before leaving and rushed to the car that was parked outside.

"I thought you said your plan was fool proof? What the hell was that book anyway?" she asked the driver as she pulled out the tome. "Lick her where she pees. 20 cunninglingus tips for Danes. Writen by...." she paused and gasped as her eyes locked with the drivers, "Majik?"

meh, thread title lacks character

Can't blame the **** tablet for your **** creativity WaffleHead

Thursday off, traded it for Saturday because I have nothing else to do on Saturday but make money - but I need to take my buddy oscar Oscar (my 2 year old bichon/poodle) to the vet tomorrow

What would you suggest?

Face paint your peen, it's ****ing Halloween?

Well that at least has pisazz

How about

"Sports Bets and Pussy Wet - October LC/NC thread"

Or

"Parlays and off days"... No one rhyme was enough.

"Unstoppable low content nits - October LC/NC"

"Yom Kippur was last month, bbvers atone this month - October LC/NC thread"

"Pegging, Parlays, Memes and Self-Bans - October LC/NC"

I'm partial to the last two

"It's time to lose playoff baseball bets - October LC/NC thread"

"October is our precious - LC/NC thread"

"Sammy can't save you now - An October full of Pegging LC/NC"

"Bavarian panty raids - October LC/NC thread"

"Presenting the LC/NC Championship Squad - October LC/NC thread"

"Defeated Against the Spread - October LC/NC thread"

I can keep going if you all wish

2nd

there is nothing wrong with referencing minions...

I nominate Sammy as the head minion.

[ ] Natamus said it was wrong

[X] Natamus visits store front of Internet businesses

buying or selling?

going to play some 2/5 tmr havnt played much live poker lately, its fall now so i should be gettin into the grind again.

im so comfortable but live poker is weird, i never bring more than 5 BI, but thats just ******ed for online, but standard for live.

in

Pillaging

I am one of minions?

According to lvmpd, "street racing" is illegal.


Pussies. Umad u lost?

Also


**** you October

You're one of mirrions

swimming thru the void we hear the word, we lose ourselves but we find it ALLLLLL